Con email.wue/95

Summary

Conchris goes on an adventure to find Chaos Emeralds, only to find that it was a... figure it out yourself

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: SONIK TEH HEDGEYHOGG!

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Checking my email.

DOS Mode Active:

Dear Conchris,
I need your help finding the chaos emeralds!
Sonic Teh Hedgehog

CONCHRIS: Sonic the Hedgehog, eh? Well, I'll help you out. Somehow... TO THE S0N1( universe!

{Flash of light, Conchris lands in Green Hill Zone}

CONCHRIS: OWW! Those things are bad for you!

{Homestar comes on-screen}

HOMESTAR: Woah! Look at me! I'm like speedy and stuff.

CONCHRIS: Homestar?! GAH! And I would've have an adventure without a H*R character appearing.

HOMESTAR: Well, it is against the Wikiverse law to do that.

CONCHRIS: Well, maybe you're right, follow me then.

{Conchris speeds off-screen, Homestar pauses and thinks then runs off-screen}

{Cut to the loop}

CONCHRIS: Okay, now if only...

{Conchris attempts to run around the loop, only to fall down on his head}

CONCHRIS: Ow! My head!

HOMESTAR: Cool! Let me try!

{Homestar speeds around the loop, and disappears off-screen}

CONCHRIS: Sheesh, since when did Homestar become Sonic?

{A ring loss sound plays}

HOMESTAR: {off-screen} AHH! That hurts!

{Conchris runs through the loop and the next screen is visible as Homestar was hit by a Badnik}

CONCHRIS: Wow, and I thought Homestar was a great runner-like guy.

HOMESTAR: Just kill that bug! THE GOOD TIMES WILL BE OVER!

{Conchris stomps the badnik, revealing a hole, Conchris falls through}

CONCHRIS: AHH!

{A thump is heard, cut to inside the hole}

CONCHRIS: Strong Bad? What are you doing here?

STRONG BAD: Oh! Umm... I found these... RUN THE CHEAT! RUN LIKE THE WIND!

{Strong Bad and The Cheat run off-screen}

CONCHRIS: Great...

{Cut to "Green Hill Zone"}

STRONG BAD: With these jewels, I can retire to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

{A blue blur passes Strong Bad, the "Chaos Emeralds" disappear from Strong Bad's boxing glove hands.}

STRONG BAD: What the? Who's there?

VOICE: I am...

SONIC: SONIC! THE HEDGEHOG! Guy....

STRONG BAD: Aww man! Not another freaking crap-for-brains. Let's go The Cheat!

SONIC: Fine! Leave! I don't care! {Strong Bad and The Cheat leave to the left side of the screen}

{Cut to Conchris' Room}

CONCHRIS: GAH! Oh, it was just a dream. I'll never answer emails that'll take to other universes again.

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, wittyremark</lame>"}

Author's Comment

1/5 - Ugh. Don't like it at all, I would've been more creative if I wasn't constrained to one universe and trying to keep everybody from two different universes in character. I'll never do something like this again...ever.