Con email.wue/93

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Page Title: The occasional crap-mail!

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CONCHRIS: {drowsy} Must...check....email....before....collapsing....

D347 5cum849,
1 h4v3 ch4n93d my n4m3!
Jud93 R0xx0rxs!

CONCHRIS: Oh great, just what I.... need. Crap-mail.... Judge Roxxors..... don't send me any more emails.... okay? {falls asleep}

{Camera cut out to a view of the room, Cruroar walks on-screen}

CRUROAR: Hmm? {looks at the computer screen} Oh!

{Cut to a PBC-styled loading screen, then cut to PBC Conchris' computer room}

PBC CONCHRIS: Doot doot doo. E-mail. Doot doot doot doo. E-mail.

D347 5cum849,
1 h4v3 ch4n93d my n4m3!
Jud93 R0xx0rxs!

PBC CONCHRIS: {reading} Dear {high-pitched beep, it stays until PBC Conchris starts typing} {typing} You'd better believe it Judge Roxxors, meet me at The Stick to celebrate. {types it as "You'd better b.i.J.R,.m.m.a.T.S.t.c.}

{PBC Conchris walks off-screen}

{Cut to The Stick, random variations of Judge Roxxors are there}

PBC CONCHRIS: Oh no! There's one too many Roxxors! Can you help me find the real one?

KIDS: {off-screen} There he is! There he is!

ANOTHER KID: {off-screen} G! G! G! G!

PBC CONCHRIS: Thanks Kids, now I have to go to some random place and act stupid!

{PBC Conchris waddles off-screen whilst facing the camera, cut to Bub's Concession Stand}

'PBC BUBS: Hi! My name is Bubs! Can you say Bubs?

KIDS: {off-screen} BUBS! BUBS! {one of them says "Stong Bah" and another says "Christopher Columbus"}

PBC CONCHRIS: Can I...get something...please...like right...now. {starts acting like a monkey}

PBC BUBS: Oh no! This guy is acting stupid! Say "Snap out of it!"

{The kids say "Snap out of it!" with PBC Bubs 5 times before PBC Conchris snaps out of it}

PBC CONCHRIS: Thanks, now I'll sue you!

{Cut to PBC Court}

PBC JUDGE ROXXORS: Hey kids! Can you say PWNZORS?!?!?!?!

{The kids says "PWNZORS!", one of them says "leetspeak" and another says "OWNAGE!"}

PBC JUDGE ROXXORS: I hereby declare that I am guilty for changing my name!

PBC CONCHRIS: Horray! But first, let's throw a party for our Guest of Honor, Cruroar!

{PBC Cruroar comes in and starts dancing on Judge Roxxor's head}

PBC JUDGE ROXXORS: Yay! Now Cruroar is dancing on my head!

{Cut to The End}

PBC CONCHRIS: {off-screen} The End!

{Cut to Conchris' Room, he wakes up}

CONCHRIS: GAH! Wait... Isn't this supposed to be a...

{Conchris gets squashed by Pan Pan, Stinkoman walks on-screen}

STINKOMAN: I knew we could time-travel, just so you could squish a 2005 person! AHA HA HA! Pan Pan is fat! HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!

{Judge Pwnzors walks on-screen}

JUDGE PWNZORS: ZOMG!??!?!?! YOU SQUIAHEDA A PEROSJMN! NOWQ I HAJSF j00 TO TORTURE!¬!£!!£

STINKOMAN: Oh no! Not torture! Let's get outta here Pan Pan, this challenge's no fun! DOUUBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCEEEEE!

{Stinkoman and Pan Pan disappears in a flash of light}

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}

JUDGE PWNZORS: YOU'LL PAYZORS!!!

CONCHRIS: SHUT UP! I'm trying to sleep here!

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