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Con email.wue/91
Summary
Conchris goes to some kinda island to free Strong Sader and Gilbert, then comes back.
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: ARGLEBARGLE!
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Back checking emails! Let's check thisa one!
Dear Conchris,
We are stuck in a prison Somewhere!
HELP!
Strong Sader + Gilbert
CONCHRIS: {typing} Somewhere? Isn't that the island that houses insane natives? And Homsars? This definitely sounds like a mission. I'm on my way!
{Conchris runs off-screen, cut to the airport}
CONCHRIS: Hey! You! Yeah, you!
CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT: Meh meh?
CONCHRIS: AHH! Not you again! Okay, I would like a ticket to Somewhere, please.
CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT: Meh meh mneh meh meh!
CONCHRIS: What do you mean Somewhere doesn't exist? It does!
CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT: Meh meh mneh...
CONCHRIS: Okay fine, don't let me unleash my killer robot lions on you!
CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT: Meh meh!
CONCHRIS: ALRIGHT! Jeeze...
{Cut to the ocean, Conchris is in a boat}
CONCHRIS: Okay, now all I have to do is...
{A shark swallows the boat, cut to inside the shark}
CONCHRIS: Oh great, now what am I going to do?
{Cut to the ocean, an explosion appears from the water, a pause and Conchris rises to the surface}
CONCHRIS: Okay, time for Plan B...
{Cut to the airport}
CONCHRIS: I'd like a ticket to Somewhere please.
CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT: Meh mneh meh meh mneh meh mnehmeh!
CONCHRIS: GAH! Why am I always coming here when they don't have tickets to Somewhere?
{Cut to the ocean}
CONCHRIS: Maybe this time I won't get swallowed by a-
{A shark swallows the boat, an explosion and Conchris rises to the surface}
CONCHRIS: This is getting ridicolous!
{Cut to inside the helicopter}
CONCHRIS: Why didn't I think of that before!
{Homestar walks in}
HOMESTAR: Hey Conchris!
CONCHRIS: Hey. So... Anything happen yet?
HOMESTAR: Oh, not really, but I let Frank Benddetto drive.
CONCHRIS: Good for y- Wait? YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US!
HOMESTAR: I know! Can you believe it?
CONCHRIS: Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
{Conchris jumps out the side, distant screams are heard and then a thump}
{Cut to the prison}
CONCHRIS: How did I survive?
{Camera pans out to reveal a trampoline}
CONCHRIS: Thank goodness for the convienantly placed trampoline! Why did I say that anyway? Ah well...
{Cut to some kinda prison cell with a sign pointing towards it saying "WE ARE HERE!"}
CONCHRIS: Where are they?
{Conchris walks off-screen}
STRONG SADER: Oh come on! It's very obvious we're here!
{Conchris walks back on-screen}
CONCHRIS: Hey look! A sign!
{Conchris starts to climb up to the sign}
STRONG SADER: Oh no, now he's going to do something to the sign, oh great, that's just great!
CONCHRIS: Kaboom! Kaboom!
{Conchris runs off-screen, revealing the bombs}
STRONG SADER: Oh cra-
{Cut to the island, an explosion occurs sending Strong Sader and Gilbert flying into the helicopter, the helicopter leaves}
{Cut back to inside prison}
CONCHRIS: Aww! I forgot to rescue them! Ah well, might as well teleport out.
{Conchris teleports out, cut to Conchris' computer room, Conchris re-appears}
CONCHRIS: Thank goodness! Home Sweet Home!
OVERVOICE: Wait, if you could do that, why didn't you do it in the first place?
CONCHRIS: WHY DIDN'T I DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! AUGH! {smacks head on keyboard and leaves it there, the computer starts beeping every 2 seconds}
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}
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Author's Comment
4/5 - I liked this email alot, I liked the part with the explosion.
