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Overview
Conchris is asked something then asked on why he went to Homestar's Island in the first place
Cast in order of apperence: Conchris, Cruroar, Cheatway Cheat, Cheatway Pilot (Easter Egg)
Transcript
{cut to Conchris' Computer room before he left}
CONCHRIS: Maybe one last email wouldn't hurt...
dear conchris,
if you get any food at homsars Island
-H*R 700
can you give me some?
CONCHRIS: Well 700, if I did then I would give some to you. NEXT EMAIL!
Dear Conchris,
Why did you go to Homestar's island in the first place?
Strong Sader.
CONCHRIS: Ooh! Homestar Island! You know I booked a flight at Cheatway Airlines but those nasty The Cheats bumped up the price.
{cut to Cheatway Airport, where Conchris is trying to buy a ticket}
FLASHBACK CONCHRIS: What?! 50 bucks? Are you kidding?
CHEATWAY CHEAT: Meh-mneh-meh!
FLASHBACK CONCHRIS: Fine then, one ticket to Homestar's Island.
CHEATWAY CHEAT: Meh!
{cut to Conchris' Computer room}
CONCHRIS: It's nearly my flight time and I have to go. But one more won't hurt...
deer conchris
i pwn j00!
this iz a spamzorz emailz
CONCHRIS: Umm... DELETED!
Crap Deleted, Deletes left: 0
CONCHRIS: Stupid Deletes.....Ah well...
{The paper comes down, "Click here to email Conchris"}
CONCHRIS: Ah! I better go! {cut to the airport}
CONCHRIS: I don't wanna be late!
{Conchris falls down from the corridor into the tarmac}
CONCHRIS: My nose!
{Conchris starts running and catches up with the airplane}
CONCHRIS: Wow! I thought I could never run fast! {clambers on}
Fun Facts
- This email is based on before Conchris went to Homestar Island
Easter Eggs
- Click on Conchris' ticket to see a photo of the Cheatway Pilot
Commentary
CONCHRIS: And that's the meaning of life, again...Man I'm stealing a running gag from Doreauxgard Emails.
THE NOID: Yeah man. I'll gnaw your face off if you do it again. Anyways, this is a Conchris email. I'm your host, Regiss Philben, and this is Katie Couric. Tonight on 60 Minutes. ... Sorry about that. Please, continue.
CONCHRIS: Anyway, The reason is that I cross-overed with an interactive game. Bad isn't it?
THE NOID: I guess so. I think it was one of those "Spring cleaning emails" that people do. Is that correct?
CONCHRIS: I had two emails in my inbox. I actually remember Cooksar Baker email 'spam' where Conchris was cleaning out the inbox. It's sorta like a Spring Cleaning Email.
THE NOID: Yeah. I need to get me one of those emails. When Doreauxgard get's outta jail, I'll probably make some up.
CONCHRIS: Anyway, Conchris hates the ridicolous price. It's to make fun of prices these days unintenionally.
THE NOID: Like how gas is costing 5 bucks a gallon in some places? The signs really say an arm for small and a leg for Medium. {chuckles}
CONCHRIS: Bam! DELETED! And that's what we all have time for! See you next time in blue fadey land or virus=very yes!
