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Con email.wue/60
Summary
Conchris gets a gibberish email. The poop.death virus attacks
Cast: Conchris, Homestar Runner, Poop.death Minion, Strong Bad, Captain Homestar, The Homestar Runner, The Cheat, The ^&*%(((*(" (Do not correct, it is meant as a glitch), Bu6753589uit, Poop.death, Bubs
Places: Conchris' Room, The Stick, (Changes name everytime) HJSMH*Y&$^TY()"O*$(, Poop Castle
Transcript
CONCHRIS: How many emails does it take to screw a light bulb? 60 that's what!
Dear Poopchris,
Your butt eats the cheat.
You have a Walrus under your crap compressor.
You eat melkor!
From,
Buttwipes McPoop
CONCHRIS: {reading} Dear Poopsmithchris, Your butt eats the cheat. You have a walrus under your crap whatchamacallit. You eat what? From, Trolling Troll. {typing} Trolling Troll? I thought they lived in fairy tales!
FLAGRANT LAPPY ERROR
pooped it up good.
The explorer is down. I dunno know what
you did, poopface, but you sure
CONCHRIS: What the? What's next?
MAJOR POOPY ERROR
It has come to our attention that you suck!
CONCHRIS: Oh ha ha!
FLAGRANT LAPPY ERROR
crashed it up good.
The explorer is down. I dunno know what
you did, crapface, but you sure
CONCHRIS:' STOP WITH THE FLAGRANT LAPPY ERRORS!!!
CONCHRIS: Oh great!
{Homestar comes in}
HOMESTAR: Oh great what?
CONCHRIS: Oh great, the compy is about to...
{Poop.death minion pops out}
POOP.DEATH MINION: Master! We are here!
CONCHRIS: Quick! Run! {runs off with Homestar}
{Cut to The Stick}
STRONG BAD: Just hanging out...
{Captain Homestar appears}
CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Who are ye? Ye be familiar!
STRONG BAD: Please! I'm not who you think! I swear!
{Conchris comes in}
CONCHRIS: Guys, why are we in a cartoon?
{Homestar turns into The Homestar Runner}
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?
{The Cheat comes in}
THE CHEAT: MEH! MNEH MEH MEH!
{The Cheat turns into The &*((%&*&%*}
CONCHRIS: Everything's getting more glitcher by the minute.
THE *&%UI"%HJ: {distorted cheatese}
{Bu&*(%Y"*&%893358 comes in}
BUYR£*(IU££^JHRU£IJHK: {distorted} That will be 123456789 Centuries!
CONCHRIS: Centuries? Are some people crazy?
THE £"&$*"$UIIHJ: {distorted cheatese}
{The background changes and they land in UFHYUH£*&U"IO*("(!I*(YU%*"IU%*U}
CONCHRIS: What the? Is this place becoming glitchier?
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's a glitch?
CONCHRIS: {In Stinkoman's voice} You don't know what a Missingno is? {In a normal voice} Wait....
STRONG BAD: {In 1-Up's voice} I want to be the glitchy guy too!
CONCHRIS: Umm...
THE HTUIWHS*(%£IUOJTK$: {wiggles invinsible nose}
CONCHRIS: This is too crazy!
{The background changes to Poop Castle}
POOP.DEATH: Well, well, well. What do we have here? Morons and their little pet!
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What?
CONCHRIS: You're the cause of it?
POOP.DEATH: Yes, and soon, Strong Bad will be obsolete! {pan right to reveal Strong Bad, head only}
STRONG BAD: Hey! Stop eating me!
CONCHRIS: You are merely a code. Only tougher. But... NORTON ANTIVIRUS!
{Norton Antivirus comes out of nowhere and starts wiping Poop.Death clean}
POOP.DEATH: {voice becoming higher as he gets cleaner} OH NO! I WILL BE BACK! JUST YOU WAIT! I WILL BE Bac.... {dissappears}
{Everyone becomes normal}
CONCHRIS: Go away Everyone! Nobody likes your style!
EVERYONE: {walks off}
{The Cheat, Strong Bad, Homestar and Bubs becomes normal}
CONCHRIS: Phew! Now what?
{The background changes to The Stick again}
CONCHRIS: Horray! We have finally fixed it!
BUBS: That reminds me! Your computer was part of that virus that it was wiped in the process!
CONCHRIS: What the? My COMPUTER! MY LONGEST-LIVING COMPUTER!
{The Paper comes down}
CONCHRIS: You all suck... {starts crying}
{The Paper covers the screen}
