Con email.wue/59

Summary

Conchris gets an email about how he stays so dang healthy all the time, he gets sick and Homestar answers the email

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Bubs

Places: Conchris' Room, The Stick, Bubs' Concession Stand

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Woah! I wonder why people answer emails after like...5 seconds after their last one?

Dear Con,
I've noticed how you never
seem to get sick
how do you stay so healthy all the time?

~Limoman

CONCHRIS: {reading} Dear Con, I've noticed how you never seem to get sick no full stop. How do you stay so healthy all the time? Tilde Limoface. {typing} Well, Limoleg, I never get sick because, I'm more healthier than the whole cast. But... sometimes I get sick in the winter for some reas... {falls over} {in a weak voice} on. Oh great, {cough} I'm freaking {cough} sick!

{Homestar comes in}

CONCHRIS: {weakly} Homestar, don't get on the compy...

HOMESTAR: Get on the compy? Okay! {gets on the compy}

CONCHRIS: {weakly} Ow...

HOMESTAR: Woah! CONCHRIS! THIS EMAIL IS FOR YOU!

CONCHRIS: {weakly} I'm right here...

HOMESTAR: You're at The Stick? I'll go there right now! {runs off}

{Cut to The Stick}

STRONG BAD: And that is how Dinosaurs died.

{Homestar comes in}

HOMESTAR: Hey Stong Bad! Have you seen a The Conchris?

STRONG BAD: No and it is Strong Bad, Honestart.

HOMESTAR: I'll go to Bubs!

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}

{Homestar comes in}

HOMESTAR: Have you seen a The Conchris?

BUBS: Lemme see... {checks the list} Drinks. Pie. Compy. Food. Nope! We're fresh out of Conchris'!

HOMESTAR: What? Where is he?

{Conchris comes in}

CONCHRIS: Right here!

HOMESTAR: Yay! Conchris, go back to your room in my house to answer that email.

CONCHRIS: {turns to face audience} And that is why I hate being sick.

{The Paper covers the screen}