Con email.wue/55

Summary

Conchris gets an email about 'chores'. He takes a while to wonder what chores are about until Homestar comes up feeling sick

Cast (In order of appearance): Conchris, Homestar Runner, Cooksar Baker, Strong Bad, Cruroar (Easter Egg)

Date: 03 October 2005

Places (In order of appearance): Homestar's House/Conchris' Room, Cooksar's Kitchen, House of the Brothers Strong/Strong Bad's Computer Room, Homestar's House/Cruroar's Computer (Easter Egg)

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Ugh... People are too tired to see this. They all think I'm low quality. At least I locked Homestar out, he looks weird... {types in Conchris_not_low_quality_email.exe}

Oh Conchrisda,
Do you ever do chores?
I mean, come on,
You've been slacking.
Your buddy,

Jesty

CONCHRIS: {reads email, pronnounces Conchirsda as 'Conchrisah' and chores as 'bores' and Jesty as 'Lunar Jesters'} {typing} Well, Lunar, I never do chores. What makes you think that? Are you sure I don't do chores and I've been slacking? {not typing} Oh forget it, I refuse to answer this email! {types in 'Bad_Wiki_User_Destroyer.exe' and starts typing in something}

{The paper comes down, which says 'Lazy Bum'}

CONCHRIS: Hey! I'm not a lazy bum!

{The paper comes down one line further, which says 'Answer the email like a good guy then'}

CONCHRIS: How can I do that?

{The paper retracts}

CONCHRIS: {types in /q and the application says 'You are a moron for not destroying 'Wiki War II'} {opens up email client and starts typing} Okay, okay, okay. I do chores? No, but...

{pan out}

HOMESTAR: {looking like what he looks like in Sick Day} Hey, Conchris... Can...you.. do my chores for me? I'm too sick...

CONCHRIS: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU SICK FREAK!

HOMESTAR: What? {burps, Conchris turns to flee} Oh right, but can you still do my chores?

CONCHRIS: Why can't you get..... {starts thinking} E-102 to do it?

HOMESTAR: He's not a member of the Wiki Users Minor Characters. So, stop thinking people up on the spot!

{a crash is heard}

MAN: {voiceover} Oh man! That's the 4th fourth wall today!

CONCHRIS: Fine, just stay away from me...

HOMESTAR: Okay... {walks out}

CONCHRIS: What should I do first?

{Cut to Cooksar's Kitchen, Conchris is cleaning the dishes}

COOKSAR BAKER: And once you have done that, clean out my oven and clean my hat while you're at it!

CONCHRIS: Yeesh, these bores are more annoying than people ranting stuff and Wiki War 2...

{Cut to House of the Brothers Strong}

STRONG BAD: {groans} Can you pass that tissue over?

CONCHRIS: Eww... {passes tissue over}

{Cut to Cooksar's Kitchen, Conchris is cleaning the oven}

COOKSAR: We're almost done! Just 5 fridges, 3 ovens and 2 freezers to go!

CONCHRIS: Ugh...

{Cut to a black timecard, which says 'At Night'}

{Cut to Conchris' Room, Conchris sits in front of his computer, tired}

CONCHRIS: {typing} I hope you're happy, LJ... Now if you excuse me I need to go to... {sleeps on the keyboard, causing the Flagrant System Error}

{The paper comes down saying 'Click Here to email Conchris'}

Fun Facts

• Dunno any.

Easter Eggs

• Click on the gibberish before it turns into a flagrant system error to cut to Cruroar's Computer.

Easter Egg Transcript

CRUROAR: {inside a bucket, crying noises, the computer in front of him BSoDs}