Con email.wue/54

Summary

A Made up email this time, Conchris time travels to the time where pirates existed (Not really...BUT STILL!). Hilarity Ensues somehow

Cast: Conchris, Cruroar, Captain Homestar, Cruril the 3rd, Homestar

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Check my email, take it to the flipside! !edispilf eht ot ti ekat ,liame ym kcehC

subject:Blah

Dear Conchris,
If you are reading this then you are going to
travel to the time where pirates existed after you have
read this email.

~ Time Travel Guys

CONCHRIS: What? There is no wa... {a flash of light engulfs him and he's gone}

{Cut to inside a ship}

CONCHRIS: Ugh... Where am I?

VOICE: I can tell ye!

{Pan right to reveal Homestar}

CONCHRIS: Homestar?

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: It's Captain Homestar to you, bub! You don't look like ye arr around 'ere, eh?

CONCHRIS: I am from around here!

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: SHIVER ME TIMBERS! You're a sea creature! Ye must walk the plank!

CONCHRIS: But...But...

VOICE: Stop!

{pan right to reveal Cruril}

CRURIL THE 3RD: I can handle this!

CAPTAIN HOMESTAR: Okay.

CONCHRIS: C-C-Cruril? You have taken up piracy?

CRURIL THE 3RD: Arr! I do know that ye have to walk the plank, but I'll let ye off with a warnin'.

CONCHRIS: R-R-Right....

CRURIL THE 3RD: Anyway, BE OFF WITH YE!

CONCHRIS: This isn't talk like a Pirate day isn't it?

CRURIL THE 3RD: What's a talk like a Pirate day?

CONCHRIS: I don't know either...

{Crickets chirp}

CONCHRIS: This timeline sucks!

{Flash of light, Conchris back in his room}

CONCHRIS: I had the weirdest time travel ever! Pirates never existed! Heh heh heh heh...

{The paper comes down: 'Click here to email Conchris'}

{Homestar comes in}

HOMESTAR: What was going on here?

CONCHRIS: Erm...Nothing?

HOMESTAR: Can't you see I'm trying to read this book! {shows the book, it is titled 'Pirates ARR real!'}

CONCHRIS: You're crazy. Pirates don't exist!