Con email.wue/53

Summary

Cast: Some Guy, Conchris, King of Town/King of Town's Head, Vector Strong Bad, 1-Up, Atari Dragon, Strong Sader, H*R 700, Homsar, Homestar,

'Conchris checks a mis-spelling email, making his computer go all mis-spelly'

Transcript

{Some Guy is playing a game, most likely, Stinkoman 20X6, Conchris' shouts go louder as he comes closer}

CONCHRIS: SOME GUY! GET OFF-A MY COMPY! NOW!

SOME GUY: Alright! Alright! Yeesh, it sucks to be a minor character... {he shuts the program done and leaves}

CONCHRIS: Right, {sits down} This email will be awesome I hope.

Subject: <Insert homurous title involving the words "Make", "Your", "Own" E-mail here>

Dearest Conchris,

<Insert humorus e-mail, full of misspellings and grammar mistakes, here>

Signed,

<Insert name here>

CONCHRIS: Woah! Insert your own email email! You never see one of thems these days. {he edits the email} Ah! Here we go!

Subject:long pants

Dear Conchris,
Why wear pants? Creep pants all the time get some! Maybe crazy or maybe clown care.

Toot,

Clancy

CONCHRIS: No... That looks too Strong Bad Email-ish... {he re-edits it} Maybe this?

Subject: 1 p\/\/|\|'D you!

|)3AR (0|\|(|-|R15,

Tish enail has 999999999999999999 viurues on it! oG macke summering while he's spacship carshes joor cosmpy! FHGFHUIJHZKJFSHIUGJHGUJSHUJKHDUKJHJ11111111111111!"!!1111111elventy!1111111!

Form,

TEH VIRUS GUY!

CONCHRIS: What? That is not what I had in mind!

COMPY OVA! VIWUS EQUALS VEWY VEWY YES!

CONCHRIS: That's not a great prize!

{The compy's screen becomes liquid and spills all over the carpet, revealing new words}

1t |-|45 (0|\/|3 T0 0|_|R 4TT5|\|T10|\| T|-|4T Y0|_| 5|_|(K!

CONCHRIS: Wha? What does that mean?

{The King of Town's head replaces the compy}

KING OF TOWN'S HEAD: Conchris! You're being banned to the dungeon because it has come to my attention that you suck!

CONCHRIS: Great, the virus now released some other viruses...

{The King of Town's Head explodes and changes into Vector Strong Bad}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!

{1-Up comes in}

1-UP: Does this place have pudding?

{cut to The Stick}

{Subtitles appear: 'What a beautiful day', it disappears after 20 seconds then it reappears as: 'Wait, what is that giant thing coming towards me?'}

{Close up of the Atari Dragon}

{Subtitles appear: 'SOMEBODY GET THIS FREAKING DUCK AWAY FROM...'}

{The Atari Dragon runs over The Stick, it falls over like cardboard}

{cut to the Minor Characters Basement AKA Conchris' Basement}

STRONG SADER: Is it safe to go out?

{H*R 700 gets replaced by Homsar}

HOMSAR: IIIII'm the Human Wedgie!

{cut to Conchris' Room, the floor disappears, we can see Homestar's Living Room}

CONCHRIS: WHHAAAAA! {lands with feet no longer visible} Woah! Invisible floors!

HOMESTAR: {off-screen} What in Pete Sampras is going on here?

{pan right to reveal Homestar, his head is the only thing visible}

CONCHRIS: Umm...Homestar, what happened to you?

HOMESTAR: I'll tell you what happened! My legs disappeared! I grew small white things from my shirt but I can fly!

CONCHRIS: Right, right. Can you tell me what's going on?

{A glitched PH comes in}

PRINCESS HOMESTAR: What's going on?

CONCHRIS: AH! You're glitched too! What's next? Homestar turns into his Atari self?

{Homestar turns into his Atari self}

CONCHRIS: AHHHHH! I HAD ENOUGH! {kicks the computer and everything turns to normal} Phew! I deserve a break.

HOMESTAR: Yeah you do.

CONCHRIS: EATING PUDDING WITH A SPOOOOON!

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• Meh, I dunno any. You're free to add your own.

Easter Eggs

• Click on Conchris to let the Paper come down further saying:

I'm sorry but due to the longness of this email, Conchris 
couldn't include Easter Eggs. But this is just it. Here's the 
Easter Egg...