Con email.wue/51

Summary

'Conchris runs, Homestar Runner and Co. plot to suprise him' NOT FINISHED!

Cast: Conchris, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, King Of Town, Marzipan, Pom Pom, The Cheat

47 LINES! INCLUDING ACTIONS MAN!

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Here's another email I will answer for you! Here's another email I will answer for you!

Dear Conchris,
We have decided to tell you
that you are officially
wanted by everyone except Cruroar.
Even Mr. Potatoe Head.
Your pal,
Everybody.

CONCHRIS: Oh dear... Everybody wants me...I better get running now....PEEOW! {runs off}

{Cut to The Stick}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay guys, once he gets here, we scare him good!

{Cut to Field}

CONCHRIS: I'm running along! Again...Again...I'mmmmm Running along! Again... Woah, this field is really long....

{Cut to The Stick}

COACH Z: Where is he?

STRONG BAD: I don't know Coach.

{Cut to the Field}

CONCHRIS: This is taking too long, and I'm still running... {pan out to see a walker} I don't know why...

{Cruroar comes in}

CRUROAR: You're on a walker stupid.

CONCHRIS: I'm not stupid!

CRUROAR: Oh yeah? Then why did I find this nametag in your room? {holds up a tag saying 'Hello! My name is Conchris Runner (You need ahnberghand to see this)'}

CONCHRIS: Erm.. That was a typo! I'm not a Runner! I'm a Nobody!

CRUROAR: Yeah right. See ya, Runner... {walks off}

{Cut to The Stick}

STRONG BAD: He's not coming, I'll just give you a punch later Homestar...

{Everyone leaves mumbling except Homestar}

HOMESTAR: He will be here!

{Cut to the Field}

CONCHRIS: {sweating} Phew! This...{huffs} Field....{puffs} Is....{huffs} Long...

{Cut to The Stick}

HOMESTAR: What do you say there Stick guy?

{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom it says: Go Away Homestar}

{Zoom in on Homestar}

HOMESTAR: Oh! I like you too!

{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: Crap for Brains...}

{Cut to the Field}

CONCHRIS: So....Freaking....Tired....Oh! {zoom out} I was on a walker all along! No wonder I didn't go anywhere!

{Conchris gets off the walker and walks off}

{Cut to The Stick}

HOMESTAR: Do you like me?

{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: No, Go Away}

HOMESTAR: Hurray! You like me!

{Conchris comes in}

CONCHRIS: Homestar? Where is everybody?

HOMESTAR: Oh! They were so sorry about you back at the 50th email, so they are going to give you some sort of Time Travel Program for your compy.

CONCHRIS: Time_travel.exe? Why would I use that? Almost all the time_travel.exes go haywire and suck your life force a bit. Not to mention that it makes things go crazy.

HOMESTAR: Okay. I'll go now. {Homestar goes off-screen}

CONCHRIS: Hey there The Stick!

{Zoom in on The Stick, subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: dotdotdot}

{The paper comes down, 'Click Here to email Conchris'}

Easter Eggs

• Click on Homestar when he says Time Travel to see the box cover of it:

Time Travel.exe!

Now you can travel anywhere in time!

Just ask these guys:

'It sucks! It has no use whatsoever!' - Some Guy

'I kinda liked it...' - Some Other Guy

'Moo!' - Strong Sader

• Click on The Stick to see what it says:

If you click it once:

{Subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: This is gonna be a loooonnnggg day...}

If you click it again:

{Subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: Stop poking me!}

If you click it once again:

{Subtitles appear at the bottom, it says: Jibney!}