Con email.wue/50

Summary

Welcome to the 50th Email!

Cast: Conchris, Cruroar, Homestar Runner, Homschool Winner, Homschool Runner, Homstar Winner, Conril, The Wiki Users that have signed up in the Minor Characters Page

Transcript

{The computer room is dark, the Compy-Bot is on, Conchris walks in, he doesn't know the characters in the cast list are watching}

CONCHRIS: Woah! It's dark! Time to check some email in the dark.

Dear Conchris...

I am from the
goverment cloning
facility. To test out our
products, we will
need you to clone your self.
Have A Nice Day.
Goverment Agent Noid

attatchment:cloning_machine.exe

CONCHRIS: Well, dot dot dot. Why would I clone myself? Of course I would clone myself if I had trouble with stuff. And attachment is spelt wrong! Why would I ever clone myself if...

HOMESTAR RUNNER: If what?

CONCHRIS: Who said that?

HOMESTAR: Erm...This did it! {produces the eyeball} See! See!

CONCHRIS: Anyway, let's see what this piece of crap is all about before I delete it... {clicks on the attachment}

Cloning Machine DOT EXE. Version: YOU SUCK!

How many Yous do you want to clone?

CONCHRIS: {in a funny voice} Oh! This is totally original! Cloning is awesome! {normal voice} Seriously, why would I clone myself? Hmm...

{cut to Bubs Concession Stand, Conchris 1 and Conchris 2 are standing there, Bubs comes in, Conchris 1 and Conchris 2 jump in}

CONCHRIS #1 & CONCHRIS #2: Hiya Bubs!

BUBS: WAAAAH! Making me scared is 5$.

CONCHRIS #1: Aww! It didn't work!

{Cruroar comes along}

CONCHRIS #1 AND CONCHRIS #2: Hi Cruroar!

{Cruroar looks at Conchris 1 and then Conchris 2, he repeats and when he goes fast his head explodes}

CONCHRIS #1: Wow!

{cut back to the computer}

CONCHRIS: What if I cloned myself 500,000 times....

{cut to The Stick, 100,000 Conchris' are on screen}

CONCHRIS #52: THIS IS TOO MUCH!

CONCHRIS #100,000: SHUT UP! WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER FREE COUNTRY!

CONCHRIS #1: I see Cruroar!

ALL 500,000 CONCHRIS': HIYA CRUROAR!

{Cruroar gets blown away, The Stick flies away}

CONCHRIS #32: Told ya it would work!

CONCHRIS #45: No! It was my idea!

{The 100,000 Conchris' on-screen fight each other, cut back to the computer}

CONCHRIS: {shudder} I would never want that to happen. Anyway, I'll save it until another email.

{The paper comes down, after 10 seconds it comes up again}

CONCHRIS: What the? Why would The Paper go back up again?

{The lights go on}

EVERYONE EXCEPT HOMESTAR AND CONRIL: HAPPY TOO QUICK 50 EMAILS!

CONRIL: {simul with Everyone} Your emails are too short!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {simul with Everyone} Happy Barfday!

CONCHRIS: AH! {falls over, pressing 4 on the keyboard}

4 Clones of You are in the next room, have a nice day

CONCHRIS: {gets up} Oh crap! Why would I clone myself 4 times? And I don't deserve any award related to 50 Emails...

HOMESTAR: Why not?

CONCHRIS: Just leave me alone...

{everyone walks off}

CONCHRIS: Better check my last email before I quit...

Dear Conchris,

We regret to inform you that your your rent
has not been paid for the last 8 months.
We will destroy your houseand turn it
into a Starbucks unless you can come up
with 14000 bucks to pay in the next 24 minute.
Your local bank,

The branch of Ghaver.

CONCHRIS: I deserve it...Where do I get 14,000 bucks from? Thin air?

{cut to Cruroar's Computer}

CRUROAR: Checking an email.

Dear Cruroar,
We have selected you to get 14000 bucks!
Please use it before Conchris can get it.
~Who wants to be a rich The Cheat

CRUROAR: Cool! {clicks on a hidden attachment and money drops on him} Time to spend this cash!

{Cruroar walks off, cut back to Conchris' Computer}

CONCHRIS: I still feel like throwing this away. Forget it, I'm-a watch TV.

{Conchris leaves and Cruroar comes in}

CRUROAR: Still need to spend this...

{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand}

BUBS: How can I help ya?

CRUROAR: Bubs, can I have... 500 Cheatcakes?

BUBS: Here you go! {produces boxes of 100 Cheatcakes} That'll be 14,000 Dollars!

CRUROAR: Here you go! {gives Bubs 14,000 Dollars}

BUBS: HOTDOG! I'M RICH!

{Cruroar walks off}

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• 50th Email. I promise they'll be longer from now on.

Easter Eggs

• Wait for 20 Seconds and you'll see Homestar taking Conchris

Easter Egg Transcript

{Cut to Outside Conchris' House}

CONCHRIS: YOU'VE SET ME UP! YOU'VE SET ME UP! Say it, Cruroar. {Cruroar yells with him} YOU'VE SET ME UP!