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Con email.wue/49
Summary
'Cruroar checks a not made-up email'
Cast: Cruroar
Transcript
CRUROAR: Check my email!
Dear Conchris,
The Email Show Lords.
You have almost answered 50 emails.
You must come to us, The Email Show lords to pass.
Bring us your computer so it can hold more emails.
Or, you will never check emails AGAIN!
CRUROAR: Great...One of those dear Conchris ones. Anyway, Okay Email Show Guys. CONCHRIS!
CONCHRIS: {off-screen} What?
CRUROAR: We need to go someplace...
{Conchris comes in}
CONCHRIS: Fine...
CRUROAR: I'll take the compy with me {Cruroar picks up the compy and runs? off with it}
CONCHRIS: GET BACK HERE!
{Cut to a map, a dotted line is going through it}
NARRATOR: And so, Conchris chased Cruroar to Far-Off Lands to arrive at The Email Show Lords Place.
{Cut to the Email Show Lords Place}
CONCHRIS: Hey! Uhh.....Coach Z! What are doing here, see? He he ha ha!
COACH Z: I'm jorst hanging out your knorw.
CONCHRIS: Right...
VOICE: {booming} SO! ARE YOU HERE TO CONTINUE YOUR EMAIL SHOW?
CONCHRIS: {whimpering} Yes...
VOICE: OK THEN! I SEE YOUR LACKY HAS ALREADY PUT IT THERE SO I'LL DO THE UPGRADE!
{A flash of light, then everything is normal}
VOICE: IT IS DONE!
CONCHRIS: Horray! I gotta go back to The Stick...
{Cut to The Stick}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What do you say there Stick-man?
{Conchris comes in}
CONCHRIS: Hello, Homestar...
HOMESTAR: YAY! The Stick talks!
CONCHRIS: No, It's ME! Conchris NO LAST NAME CHOSEN!
HOMESTAR: You're The Stick remember?
CONCHRIS: ARGH! I'm going. See you at my 50th Email Homestar.
{The paper comes down}
HOMESTAR: Wow! The Stick has 50 emails? Wow! It's good!
