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Con email.wue/46
Summary
'Conchris goes crazy already, probably ignoring the email. Cruroar goes to stop him and is this The End for Con_email.exe? Probably not, because we have more E-mails planned!'
Cast: Crazy Conchris, Cruroar, Chrion, Bubs
Transcript
{The Compo is on, it is already displaying the following email}
Dear Conchris,
If you are reading this E-mail, you will go crazy in 2020.
Jhon.
Signed,
{Conchris comes in, looking crazier than usual}
CONCHRIS: HGUHJBABDHGVFHSSAHVHGAVHFGVHGVFEGHDFJIBNEYJLAMMYKILLCHOWKAJHON!
{Conchris runs off, knocking the Compo over}
{Cruroar comes in}
CRUROAR: Oh great, the virus already took effect...
SHADOWY FIGURE: That's what you say.
CRUROAR: WHA! Who are you?
SHADOWY FIGURE: I am...CHRION! Conchris' 5005 counter-part!
CRUROAR: And why are you here?
CHRION: To stop it from happening, Conchris would lead a better life if he is stopped now.
CRUROAR: Why?
CHRION: He may look normal until up to 2020. He goes crazy and...erm...Sorry...
CRUROAR: What do you think we should do about it?
CHRION: I think I has the solution!
{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand}
BUBS: Okay, that'll be 2000 Dollars for the Triquilizer.
CHRION: Thanks! Hey! He's here!
CONCHRIS: KIL:HAUYFGBHJSGHFVAJHHBAFJHBHFSGFHJ!
{Camera closes up on Chrion's eyes, his eyes burn and the words pwnage appear}
CHRION: TAKE THIS! {fires a sleep dart}
CONCHRIS:HDGYUYGSHFGAUFGFSGHJ {falls over, asleep}
CHRION: That was quick....
CRUROAR: Weird...
CHRION: Well, let's get the virus out of him and I'll go back.
{A giant SCENE Missing appears}
{Cut to Conchris' Computer Room}
CONCHRIS: MY COMPO! I PINE FOR YOU! WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! WHY?!
{The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- I'm sorry but Conchris going crazy ain't gonna happen
- This is the first time Conchris hasn't even looked at his compy.
Easter Eggs
- Clicking on the desk will show you what happened.
Transcript
CHRION: This better get rid of it...
{10 seconds pass and a Flagrant System Error displays}
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
screwed everything up good.
The system is down. I dunno know what
you did, moron, but you sure
CHRION: WORK YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!
HURRAH! YOU FIXED IT!
fixed everything up good.
The system is up. I dunno know what
you did, cool guy, but you sure
CHRION: {ding sound plays} All done! Now I'm out of here! But first... {zaps Bubs and Cruroar} Just so they don't know of 5005 ever...Plever...Jever....Jibevery....JIBNEY....JLAMMY! {teleports away}
