Con email.wue/43

Summary

A real answer for the previously deleted email now.

Cast: Conchris, King Of Town, Bishoply Figure, Cooksar Baker, Rather Dashing's Ghost, Some Guy, Some Other Guy

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Here's another email!

Dear Conchris,

The King of Town wants you to go to a meeting with him. You MUST proceed.
Teh Noid,

Bishoply Figure

CONCHRIS: Well, Teh Noid. I'll go see Ol' Kingy.

{Cut to a meeting room}

KING OF TOWN: You do know why you're here correct?

CONCHRIS: Nope, The Bishoply Figure didn't tell WHY I had to come.

KING OF TOWN: Well, then. You do remember the two guys who got put in jail because they were trying to save YOU correct?

CONCHRIS: Wait...Why are you more serious than I thought?

KING OF TOWN: Erm....Butter? {The Deleted sound plays}

CONCHRIS: Right...Anyway, what do you want?

KING OF TOWN: I just want to put you in the dungeon for being sucky.

CONCHRIS: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

{Cut to a dungeon}

CONCHRIS: He just did....

{Cooksar comes in}

COOKSAR BAKER: He did ey? He must be on a jailing rampage these days!

CONCHRIS: Cooksar? But...What are YOU doing here?

COOKSAR BAKER: Weeeeeellll, lemme tell you a secret, I met Rather Dashing's Ghost last night and he said that he will help break you out if you ever get put in the dungeon in exchange for one of my recipes: Pumpkin Pie!

CONCHRIS: Wha? Rather Dashing?

RATHER DASHING'S GHOST: Yes?

CONCHRIS: AHH!

RATHER DASHING'S GHOST: His pumpkin Pie recipe was yummy. Anyway, push one of the stones.

CONCHRIS: Right... {He pushes a stone and he gets out}

{Cut to The Field}

SOME GUY: So...did you pwn Judge Pwnzor today?

SOME OTHER GUY: I sure did!

CONCHRIS: Since I am free, I can retire to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!

{The paper comes down}

SOME GUY: Freaking Weirdo...