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Con email.wue/42
Summary
'Conchris starts to clear out his 'spam' folder. Sadly, he gets attacked, he then gets saved by a Wiki User randomly selected by me.
Cast: Conchris, The Cheat, The Yello Dello, Spam Guy, Spam Minion, Spam Guard, Spam King, H*R 700 (I'm starting to add Wiki Users to the cast if they have signed up under the Con_email.exe minor characters page.
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Clearing out the spam folder. What kind of junk do we have here?
DER CONCHHRIA,
DO U req1re a BETTOR COMPY?!111111?!
NOT A RIP-OFF!
THEN USE TEH PWNZOR 7777777777777777777777777777
CONCHRIS: Erm...DELETED!!!
(Insert explosion with the words DELETED!!! here)
CONCHRIS: NEXT!
Dear Conchris,
How do you type with no arms?
Some Other Guy
From
CONCHRIS: I knew they would ask that....BALEETED!
BALEETED!
CONCHRIS: CRUROAR! {The Cheat comes in}
THE CHEAT: {squeaks, translation is: Cruroar isn't in, so I'm going to be his sub today}
CONCHRIS: Fine, The Cheat. Let's go raid the Spam Castle!
{Cut to a map, a line goes across, cut to a forest}
CONCHRIS: Okay...As long as we don't find...
{The Yello Dello comes out}
CONCHRIS: AHHH! YELLO DELLO! I thought you were gone!
{Brief Silence}
THE CHEAT: {squeaks, translation: Yello Dellos can't talk stupid!}
{The Spam people said in the cast comes in}
SPAM KING: AHA! The Yello Dello! The rarest bird in Potamina! And you must be here to...FIGHT? HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CONCHRIS: What?
SPAM KING: You look very weak! PA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CONCHRIS: You're a freaking MORON!
SPAM KING: {gasp} What are you going to do? Resort to kicking me?
CONCHRIS: That is what I'm going to do right now!
SPAM KING: SPAM GUYS! ATTACK!
{The spam guys mentioned in the cast rise up to attack, Conchris kicks the Spam Minion but then is held down by the Spam Guard, Conchris kicks the Spam Guard off, The Cheat gets kicked and The Yello Dello just stands there}
VOICE: I'M COMING!
CONCHRIS: Wha?
{H*R 700 comes into view}
H*R 700: Boo...
SPAM PEOPLE: AHHH! SCARY MONSTER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YELLO DELLO: Geez, what's their problem?
CONCHRIS: I...Don't...Know...
{The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- The Yello Dello was a H*R character that appeared in Main Page 8 AND In Search Of The Yello Dello.
