Con email.wue/41

Summary

'Conchris gets an email from 'Those guys from the Minor Characters Dep.' and he lists the privileges they can have.

Cast: Conchris, Homestar Runner, The Wiki Users in Minor Characters

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Email. Email. Email. Email. Email.

Dear Conchris,

Since another person is on the Wiki Users
Minor Characters list, you MUST
display their privileges, OR ELSE!
From,

Those guys from the Minor Character Dep.

CONCHRIS: Those guys from the Minor Characters Dep? I'll see what I can do.

{Conchris starts typing out the list, it fades out then back in}

CONCHRIS: Okay, I think I've finished it.

{Homestar Runner comes in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Are you actually finished?

CONCHRIS: HOMESTAR?! Why do you keep coming in my house?

HOMESTAR: I broke in.

CONCHRIS: Riiiiggghhhtt...Would you please get out?

HOMESTAR: No way!

CONCHRIS: Fine...I'll just load up new minor_characters_pivileges.txt...

MINOR CHARACTER PRIVILEGES!

• Can show up at any time!
• Able to act their own personality!(*)
• The chance to get upgraded to Major character
• Use of the Mute button

CONCHRIS: We have the show up at anytime here. Also, they can use the Mute button on my remote. They can have their own room...Woops! I forgot to list that! Anyway, that's their privileges. So, email me, and I'll see if I can answer it!

{The gold paper comes down saying, 'Click here to email Conchris at [email protected]}

CONCHRIS: The paper? Since when did you get gold on you?

{The gold paper comes down with another line, 'Ever since someone has joined the ranks of Minor Characters'}

CONCHRIS: Remind me to demote you.

{The gold paper comes down again with another line, 'Can't do that'}

CONCHRIS: Right...

{The gold paper retracts and appears, covering the whole screen with an arrow pointing to the back button}

Fun Facts

• This is the FIRST time Conchris had a chat with the paper

Easter Eggs

• Click on the Compo to view the privileges again.
• Click on Conchris to see what happened when the Paper said that

Easter Egg Transcript

{The paper prints down in its office, with a line which says: I hate my job}

{Cut back}