Con email.wue/40

Summary

'After a weird judging, Conchris returns home and wonders what is Judge Pwnzor'

Cast: Conchris, Judge Pwnzor, Cruroar, Some Guy, Pwn'd, Some Other Guy, Homestar Runner

Transcript

CONCHRIS: That was a weird verdict. Anyway, I have no emails. But what is Judge Pwnzor?

{Dream sequence starts}

JUDGE PWNZOR: LEIK (sic) IT IS TIME FOR SOME ENAILS!

I PWN'D YOU! From, Some Guy and Some Other Guy

JUDGE PWNZOR: OH NOES! CRYURA (sic) AND PWN'D! GET IN HERE! WE'RE GOING TO PWN THEM!

{Cut to a court}

CRUROAR: What do you have to say for yourself?

SOME GUY: I AM SOME GUY!

PWN'D: ALL RISE!

CRUROAR: We have already risen.

SOME OTHER GUY: Yeah! This court sucks!

{Everyone gasps}

CRUROAR: OVERRULED!

{Homestar Runner comes in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cruroar, I found your pocket watch. Also I have to evidence here {produces evidence whenever he says 'here'} and here and oh, here and maybe here and here and here and here AND here!

{brief silence}

JUDGE PWNZOR: HOMESTAR RUNNER WINS TEH MATCH!

{Yays are heard}

HOMESTAR: Woah! I never expected that!

{End dream sequence}

CONCHRIS: Is Judge Pwnzor a Coach Z counter-part for this email? I don't know exactly.

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• This is the first time a Minor character has checked an email on this WUE.

Easter Eggs

• COMIN' UP!