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Con email.wue/39
Contents
Summary
'Conchris receives an email about Cruroar being sued by The Cheat for 'totally ripping off his style'.'
Cast: Conchris, Cruroar, Homestar Runner, Judge Pwnzors, Pwn'd, Mr. Speller (Non-spoken), Jib-Star Runner (Non-spoken), The Cheat(Non-Spoken), Strong Bad
Transcript
CONCHRIS: This better not rip off Judge Annoymousy from GEmails.
Dear Mr. Conchris,
Your Lackey, Cruroar, is being sued by The Cheat for the
Judge Pwnzors
reason: 'He is totally ripping off my style'
Blah Blah Blah,
CONCHRIS: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! IT IS A RIP-OFF OF GEMAIL'S JUDGE ANNOYMOUSY! AHHHH!
{Cut to a The Cheat court}
VOICE: Tonight on Judge Pwnzors. We pwn the best losers in town! Now onto commercial break. {The Homestar Runner's dance music plays}
PWN'D: All TEH(sic) RIZE (sic)!
{All characters in court rise, Conchris stands up and bangs his head off the wall}
CONCHRIS: OW!
PWN'D: OKAYZ (sic)! NOW ONTO BUIZNEZZ(sic)!
JUDGE PWNZORS: TEH CHEKT (sic) IS PWNING CRIRUA(sic) FOR RIPPING OFF HIZ (sic) STYLE! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?!
CONCHRIS: YOU SUCK!
{Everyone gasps}
JUDGE PWNZORS: ANYWAYS! WHAT IS DA EVIDENCE?!
STRONG BAD: Blah blah blah. Here's the freaking evidence!
JUDGE PWNZORS: COOL! NOW I'LL KEEP IT TO LATER!
CONCHRIS: Why the crap do we need this scene anyway? It's a load of crap!
JUDGE PWNZORS: PWN'D! JURY, DOES CRUITA (sic) SUCK?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I have to say Judge. Cruroar is innocent!
JUDGE PWNZORS: NOW TEH CHEKT (sic) IS PWN'D!
{Cut back to the computer room}
CONCHRIS: Yeesh, that is so weird man.
{The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- This email was made for the fun of it
Easter Eggs
- Click on the evidence to see what it was:
THIS IS EVIDENCE!
