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Summary

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Cast: Conchris, Possessed Lappo 600, Homestar Runner, Cruroar, Cooksar Baker, Conril

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Time to check the emails!

CONCHRIS: Like what? Candy? Pie? Chocolate? A cow when it was punched? A Jibney? Meritpoints? What?

VOICE: You stink!

CONCHRIS: Who are you?

VOICE: I am...Your LAPPO 600!

CONCHRIS: Wha?

LAPPO 600: I was waiting for this when The Homestar Runner sold me!

CONCHRIS: Double wha?

LAPPO 600: I travelled back in time to meet The Homestar Runner, he thought I was a neat contraction. I was glad. Until he sold me. And now I can take it out on this day!

CONCHRIS: How is that?

LAPPO 600: By going on a rampage! {A ray of light hits Conchris, he changes to a 'Homestar' again}

CONCHRIS: You crap for brains!

LAPPO 600: Now, will you excuse me, while I go punch a cow.

CONCHRIS: Triple Wha?

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: EXPLOSION'D!

LAPPO 600: OW MY POWER!

{The lappo 600 explodes}

CONCHRIS: Noooooo! My Lappo! We had good time together!

{Homestar Runner comes in}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's the matter little guy?

CONCHRIS: Little guy? Wha?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah you do.

{Cruroar, Cooksar Baker and Conril comes in}

CRUROAR: Well, I hope you have been punished for insulting the girls last email!

COOKSAR BAKER: Yay! Another me!

CONCHRIS: Something about 5 Wha?

CONRIL: DAaAaAaA! I like my new look.

CRUROAR: Besides, you look better as a 'Homestar' anyway.

CONCHRIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO {coughs, then hacks and then wheezes} OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

{The paper comes down with an extra line 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!'}

Fun Facts

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Easter Eggs

  • Click on YAAAAAA... to see it come down even further.
  • Click on the paper when it comes down further to see Conchris run about chasing Cruroar.

Easter Egg Transcript

CONCHRIS: I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR JINXING THIS THING!

CRUROAR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!