Con email.wue/36

Summary

Conchris gets an email if Homeschool, Homsar and Homestar are all releated (sic). He then goes off-subject to talk about Wiki User's relation with the three aforementioned characters

Cast: Conchris, Homeschool, Homsar, Homestar, Cruroar

Transcript

CONCHRIS: That email was a very glitchy one. I don't know why though...

Dear Conchris, Do you think Homestar,
Homsar and Homeschool are realeted?
H*R 700

Super attachment dude!

CONCHRIS: Woah...You must be like...All one of my emailers. {new screen} Realeted, ey H*R 700? Well, let's check this chart I prepared.

{Conchris gets up and walks a few steps, he reaches The Classroom, he is not fazed by the strange transition}

{Homeschool, Homsar and Homestar are in chairs}

HOMESCHOOL WINNER: I'm not here to learn. I'm here to {turns evil} KILL! {turns good} I mean, learn.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Awiight! Let's get this started!

HOMSAR: DAaAaAAA! I have owned you!

{The chart comes down, Conchris has been scribbled out}

CONCHRIS: You see, {cut to the chart, Homestar Runner, Homeschool Winner, Homsar and all the chart things come to life} Homestar Runner and Homeschool Winner are different. So Homeschool is not related to Homestar. Homsar on the other hand is a character created by a mis-spelling of Homestar's name, So I'm guessing Homsar is a brother-in-law. Now, onto Wiki Users. Starting off with...This girl... {points to a drawing of a princess with Homestar on}

HOMESTAR: Yay!

CONCHRIS: Is somehow related to Homestar. But wait! How the crap is she related to him? I mean, She doesn't look like Homestar for crying out loud! Next would be...This other girl...{points to a drawing of a big head-ed girl}

HOMSAR: Pshoooooo...

CONCHRIS:Is somehow related to Homsar. But how is she related? I dunno exactly...Next is this other girl who is related to Homeschool...

HOMESCHOOL: Who cares?

CONCHRIS: Yeesh, why are girls the only ones who are relatives of Homestar, Homsar and Homeschool? I mean come on! Oh yeah, {points to a scribbled drawing of Conchris} That is NOT me. Yep, not me...JIB... {A brick comes on screen and knocks him out, Cruroar comes in}

CRUROAR: Sorry, on behalf of the Three Princesses. I had to throw that brick at you. You were ranting too hard. So for that, I will turn you back into a...HOMESTAR.

CONCHRIS: No you won't!

{The paper comes down with an extra line 'Sorry to the people who got offended'}