Con email.wue/35

Summary

Conchris somehow gets made-up emails. The filter breaks and Doug Teegland is fired

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Cruroar, Shadowy Figure, Doug Teegland

CONCHRIS: What is an email? Why is it so awesome?

Dear Conchris

This is a made-up email.
Isn't that great?
Fwum

Pie

CONCHRIS: No it is not great, DELETED!

DELETED!!!
ert+,
I have this thing.

No-name

CONCHRIS: Well, no-name, I'd say.... {gets zapped and falls over, 10 seconds pass and Conchris gets back up as his human self} DELETED!!!

DELETED!!!
Dear Homestar,
YOU SUCK!
From

Strong Bad

CONCHRIS: More like YOU suck! DELETED!!!

DELETED!!!

{cut to the Shadowy Figure's lair, Doug Teegland is standing there}

SHADOWY FIGURE: You do know why you came here?

DOUG TEEGLAND: I'm fired?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes, Conchris has broken the filter and is no longer a Homestar. You're FIRED!

DOUG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

{The paper comes down}

{Cut to Conchris' Room}

CONCHRIS: Another crappy email! What do you say about that?

CRUROAR: It's...

CONCHRIS: Shut! I thought I heard something, continue.

CRUROAR: It's so...

CONCHRIS: Shut! I thought I heard something... continue!

CRUROAR: Ugh... I can't handle this!

CONCHRIS: See folks? This email IS crappy!

{The paper comes down again}