Con email.wue/33

Summary

Conchris is bored and after finding something, he goes Crazy Go Nuts.

Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar, Bubs, Strong Bad, Homsar, Cooksar Baker, 'Fake Character Guy'

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Sewiously, this is the last made up email. Awiight!

Dear Conchris,

Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves
off before going to bed?
Crapfully Yours,

Abdi LaRue

CONCHRIS: Dear Conchris, Do you take your wrestling...WAIT A MINUTE! {slaps the Lappo somehow} Much better!

Dear Conchris,

ert+ y76p

Crap.

CONCHRIS: Shut up crap. BALLETED! Erm...Delteated! Err....Deleted?

BALEETED!

CONCHRIS: Well that sucked...I'm gonna play with my freeze ray!

{Conchris leaves and fade to black, fade back to the Lappo 600's screen which says:

4 Hours Later

}

{Cut to The Field, there is a frozen Homestar Runner, Bubs, Strong Bad and Homsar. Cooksar Baker walks up}

COOKSAR BAKER: Hey Conchris! I would want to know if you are finished with that... {Cooksar gets shot by a ray and he becomes frozen to square}

{Pan left, Conchris is holding the freeze ray, laughing evilly}

CONCHRIS: MWHAHAHAHAHA! Soon I will conquer the world, and I'll take this baby to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!

{Fake Character Guy appears}

CONCHRIS: Who are you?

FAKE CHARACTER GUY: I'm afraid that due to things becoming too evil. You are being forced to stay In Character.

CONCHRIS: In what?

FAKE CHARACTER GUY: In Character. Doug Teegland's warning light flashes everytime you get out of character and slash or make up an email.

CONCHRIS: YOU'VE SET ME UP! YOU'VE SET ME UP! ARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! {falls to the floor}

FAKE CHARACTER GUY: A victory for me! {walks off screen, all characters get unfrozen}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Phew! I thought I was frozen for sure!

STRONG BAD: Yeah right, Crapface. You still owe me a thousand bucks.

HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAa! Conchris has pawned me!

COOKSAR: Shut up, Homsar!

{The paper comes down}

HOMSAR: Wellll, Wonder Mike! You can't really pwn me!

Fun Facts

• N/A

Easter Eggs

• Click on Homsar to see the book called 'How to pwn Homsar'

How to pwn Homsar
By Lemming Sportsinteviews

Clicking on it will turn the page.

Page 1:
Learning Homsar

DAaAaAaAaAa! - Start of crazyness
pwn - Pee Double U En
Wonder Mike - Nick for YOU

If you can't understand then get the gibberish to english headset.

Page 2:
How to pwn Homsar

1. Steal his bowler hat and sell it for four times the price
2. Freeze him with a freeze ray
3. Throw his sister/brother/close relative into the bin
4. Sing a random Bread sing-along