Con email.wue/32

Summary

Wrong Description Error!

Cast in order of appearance: Homestar Runner, Conchris, Cruroar, Homsar, Conril, Glitched Strong Bad

Transcript

HOMESTAR: Checking emails. On...My brother's compy

CONCHRIS: {off-screen} FOR CRAP'S SAKE I'm NOT YOUR BROTHER! AUGH!

Dear Conchris,

Your new look is crap. Why don't
you look more like me or someone else
other than Dumpface?
Crapfully Yours,

Not Strong Bad

HOMESTAR: Conchris! I think this is for you!

CONCHRIS: {pushes Homestar out of the way} Get out of the way! Well, me look like someone else ey Not Strong Bad? Well....If I'm like...Marzipan {Marzipan appears on the field, changes apply to Marzipan as Conchris says it}...I would look like a broom...with Brown hair. Now if I look like Strong Bad {Strong Bad replaces Marzipan, any changes apply to him now}, I would look like him...only with red pants and brown hair with a blue wrestling mask. If I look like Strong Mad {Strong Mad replaces Strong Bad, any more changes apply to him}, I would look like some sort of a no necked guy with a red singlet. If I look like Strong Sad, then...I wouldn't discuss it. Now Homsar, Conril is already my Homsar counter-part. The King of Town {The King of Town replaces Strong Mad}, well, I would be fat and chubby with a Blue cloak...and a Brown mustache. {Cut back to the computer} It would be a bad idea if I was like The Poopsmith, Bubs, The Cheat and all that crap. The paper, come down please.

{The paper comes down with an extra line: 'Conchris pwns all of you!'}

CONCHRIS: I don't pwn everyone mind you!

{The paper comes down with another line: 'Are you sure?'}

CONCHRIS: Yes.

{The paper comes down with another line: 'Really Sure?'}

CONCHRIS: Yes...Very Yes.

{The paper retracts}

CONCHRIS: NOT THAT FAR!

{The paper comes back down}

Fun Facts

• N/A

Easter Eggs

• Will get working on it