Con email.wue/3

Overview

Conchris gets a spam email that is full of FWDs and REs then gets an email (Not from the Inbox) about spam and THEN gets an email with catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe attachment

Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Cruroar

Transcript

{Conchris is seen in front of the computer, playing Stinkoman 20X6, level 1 music is playing}

{The on-screen Stinkoman falls off the screen and the game over screen appears}

CONCHRIS: Aww crap! Time to get on with the emails!

{Conchris types in 'Con_email.exe'}

Subject: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Re:

Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Fwd:

{The Fwds and Res repeat for a while}

CONCHRIS: What the crap?! Is this email asking for a challenge?! Oh wait.... I'm not Stinkoman. I know what to do with this....RECYCLED!

RECYCLED!

CONCHRIS: NEXT EMAIL!

NEXT EMAIL!

deer c0|\|(|-|R1S,

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dear Conchris,
What do you do if you have spam in your inbox
Crapfully yours,

NOT virus guy.

CONCHRIS: Well not virus guy. I'd say that spam will get RECYCLED!

RECYCLED!

CONCHRIS: Next Email.

Fwd:funny stuff

Hey Conchris!
Check this out!
From your friend,
Homestar.
---ORIGINAL MESSAGE---
Hey Homestar!
Check this thing out!
From, Nobody.

ATTACHMENT: catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe

CONCHRIS: Cat on fire falling from an airplane? I wanna see!

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

The system cannot handle the 3 Gig attachment.

Turning off...

{A power off noise is heard when the computer turns off}

CONCHRIS: Drat! The stupid computer crashed again! Reminds me of that time when I was about to reach Level -{Conchris says the - as negative)0 on Stinkoman 20X6...

{cut to Conchris' Computer room, white clouds surround the frame}

FLASHBACK CONCHRIS: I almost finished this boss off! Level -0 here I come!

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

The system is down. I dunno know what
you did, moron, but you sure

screwed everything up good.

FLASHBACK CONCHRIS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!

{static then cut to Cruroar's Computer Room}

FALLING GUY 2: Hey? Is that a falling cat?

CAT: MEOW!

CONCHRIS: HA HA HA! Now that was funny! Play it again Cruroar!

CRUROAR: Meh! {sounds like okay}

{The paper comes down saying, Click here to email The flaming ca....I mean Conchris}

Fun Facts

• The catonfire_fallingfromanairplane.exe attachment was from Biz Cas Fri 3.
• Conchris saying Is this Email asking for a challenge?! is a reference to Stinkoman, where is says: Are you asking for a CHAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGEEEE?!

Easter Eggs

• Click on the words the flaming ca.... on the paper to see the cat fall into Cruroar's Computer Room and then disappears.