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Con email.wue/25
Overview
YOU GOT INFECTED WITH 10 VIRUSES! RUN! (Real Summary: Conchris' Compy gets attacked by 10 viruses)
Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Cruroar, Pikachu (Guest Appearance), The King of Town, Homsar, Homestar, Bad Graphics Ghost, Bubs
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Email...Whatever..
No seriously...
Your Computer is infected with the PEEKACHEW
The mis-spellin' virus, Super Com Virus...You know
Virus and serveral other viruses like
CONCHRIS: WHAT?!
{Cruroar comes on screen, all glitchy}
CRUROAR: What's going on?
CONCHRIS: Oh no! They got you! OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE!
{Screen inverts for a brief second, everyone is sprite-ish}
CONCHRIS: {Subtitled} OH NO! NOW I DON'T HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT THE VIRUSES!
{A pop-up appears with a Pikachu walking to the bathroom and the note on the top says: STOP PEEKACHEW FROM PEEKING INTO YOUR BATHROOM TO WIN A FREE MONKEY!, this pops up several times}
CONCHRIS: AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
{Cut to The KOT's Castle}
KING OF TOWN: Boy, do I need some serious biscuit dough...
{The King of Town sits down and Homsar's head pops out of nowhere}
HOMSAR: The power crunch is the teleporter!
KING OF TOWN: Eww... I feel nauseous...
{Cut to the field}
HOMESTAR: I'm the best around!
{Bad Graphics Ghost appears}
HOMESTAR: Hello there Bad Graphics Thingy! Wait...Why are you...
{A big 'GRAPHICS TOO AWESOME TO BE DEPICTED' appears}
HOMESTAR: {off-screen} SOMEBODY GET THIS STUPID GHOST AWAY FROM ME!
{A loading screen appears and then a shut down noise is heard. The screen then becomes a Windows 95/98 'It is now safe to turn off your computer' except it says 'IT IS NOE SFAE TO TERN OF J00R COMPY!!!111LOLOLOLOLOLOL!'}
{Bubs comes on-screen with a broken Jpeg mouth and Homestar's Leg}
BUBS: I should have done this like a million years ago!
{Cut to BULE FDAE LNAD}
CONCHRIS: {says everything quickly} ghostawesomecoolsingingbackwardsmetalviruseshomestardinoshaurhomsarshomstar
{A bump noise is heard, Conchris falls down to the Field}
{Cut to the Field}
CONCHRIS: Aww...I'm no longer in Blue Fadey Land...
{The King of Town comes in}
KING OF TOWN: We thought that YOU suck but it's this yellow thing that sucks.
{Camera pans to Pikachu}
PIKACHU: Pikachu?
KING OF TOWN: You're banned weird yellow thing!
{Pikachu gets picked up and is thrown into the background}
PIKACHU: PIKA PIKA! {A star appears when he disappears}
BUBS: I shot your computer...This must be what? The 3rd time it happened?
CONCHRIS: NOOOOOOOOOO!
{The paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- Pikachu comes from the game/show 'Pokemon'
References
- The title of this email refers to 'virus'
Conchris' Evaluation
3/5 - I'm too bored to point out the references.
Commentary
CONCHRIS: It is noe sfae to tern your commentary of! {laughs}
TEH NOIXGDF: Oh. My name = very yes virus!
CONCHRIS: Oh dear... Anyway, this email is prooty weird.
TER OIND: Very weird indeed.
CONCHRIS: Bit of Homestarmy ref there. I used Dinoshaur's thing for PEEKACHEW and his donating of monkey related items for the pop-ups. They're more annoying than you think.
HOMESTAR: WHAT IN PETE'S SAKE IS GOING ON HERE!?
THE NOID: Jibney. Stupid pop ups. Holay crap, the names back to normal!
CONCHRIS: Anyway, everythings so freaking glitchy. I mean, I say everything fast, kinda stupid really.
THE NOID: A-glitchy-glitchayaaay glitchy...
CONCHRIS: BOOM! There goes the Jengajam 600! Good computer it was. Ah well.
THE NOID: Ah well. We shall burie him at sea.
{As Conchris says the next line, everything goes black but the commentary will still continue}
CONCHRIS: What? You mean the Jengajam 600?
THE NOID: Yeah. We'll through em over a waterfall in a barrel.
CONCHRIS: Anyway, nice doing a commentary with you. Feel free to bust into some more commentaries if you want.
THE NOID: You can count on it.
