Con email.wue/15

Overview

Conchris gets a strange email.

Cast in order of appearence: Conchris, Cruroar, Homschool Winner

Transcript

{cut to Room 7 where Conchris, Cruroar and Homschool Winner are}

CONCHRIS: What happen?

HOMSCHOOL W: Someone set up us the bomb! We get signal!

CRUROAR: What?

CONCHRIS: Main Screen Turn on...{Email comes up} It's you!

subject:All your base

How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us! You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha!

CONCHRIS: {after saying us! he says "what you say?"} Erm...err...I forgot the rest of it...

{Conchris clears the screen}

CONCHRIS: All my base eh Cats? I don't have any base or all my base... If you didn't know, I was about to do something other than check email. Every Wiki User has to face...{gulps} TIME TRAVEL! {lightning strikes, horror music plays then stops after the lightning strike} Evil Time Travel...So evil in fact, all people are attacked by it... Even the most non-time traveller becomes interested in time travel. Just one change in the past can effect the future! Like that Tampo Email: Apocalypse, where everything goes {imitates explosions}. But let's not say that.

CONCHRIS: Time to activate the horrid Time travel program....

Installing the horrid Time Travel Program....

CONCHRIS: Three....two....one...

Installed! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CONCHRIS: Okay....time to use...it...

Time selected...Time travelling to 20X6...

CONCHRIS: WHAT?!

{They all get sucked in and transported to Chriscon's Training Area: Field}

CONCHRIS: My head....Where am I? Where the crap is my compy? I can't do anything without my compy!

{The paper comes down Click here to email Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Just click back guys...

CRUROAR: Stop breaking the fourth wall!

CONCHRIS: Well, sorr-y!

Fun Facts

• Conchris saying 'Like that Tampo Email: Apocalypse' is a reference to the Tampo Email Apocalypse. (But is not enough of a reference to be a full reference)
• This email was created to keep the AYB emails out!

Commentary

CONCHRIS: And that's the meaning of life...Wait...We're on?

STRONG SADER: Hello, I'm Strong Sader, with Conchris and H*R 700. This is the commentary for a very annoying email which no one likes.

CONCHRIS: First off, I sent myself an email to keep the stupid AYB emails out, I find this craze VERY annoying

H*R 700: It is said to be the #1 internet craze.

STRONG SADER: Nobody likes those emails.

CONCHRIS: Ah yes, the ol' Time Travel thingy. It must be getting very old somehow.

STRONG SADER: Seeing as everybody seems to email it to everyone about doing it. Everyone wants you to time travel these days for some reason.

H*R 700: There should be a rule: No AYBABTU emails.

STRONG SADER: I hate those things.

H*R 700: Everybody does. I wonder what the real english translation would be like.................

STRONG SADER: I can't think of anymore to say.

CONCHRIS: The paper, would you bring this fine commentary to a close? {printing noises}