Con email.wue/123

Summary

Chrionroar floods the house with water somehow, Conchris decides to profit off of it but Cruroar has other plans.

Transcript

{Fade out to the street that Conchris' house resides in, the sun rises up from the left-hand side of the screen and birds start chirping.}

{Cut to Conchris' bedroom, light shines through the window and Conchris reacts by placing the pillow over his head, Chrionroar kicks the door open and walks up to Conchris with a snide grin on his face}

CHRIONROAR: GOOD MORNING!

{Conchris jumps up out of his bed and lands on his feet beside it with a shocked expression}

CONCHRIS: Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again.

CHRIONROAR: Okay, I guess I won't tell you what I did to the house...

CONCHRIS: YOU DID WHAT?!

CHRIONROAR: I kinda flooded the place...

CONCHRIS: SAY WHAT?!

CHRIONROAR: Well the house needed more water based stuffzors! Flooding is a good place to start!

CONCHRIS: Get out of my room, right now.

CHRIONROAR: But...

CONCHRIS: NOW!

{Cut to the upstairs hallway, Conchris' bedroom door slams shut, Cieeia walks on screen}

CIEEIA: Ugh... what happened?

CHRIONROAR: I flooded the place. {grins}

CIEEIA: Whatever... I'm going down into the kitchen to get something to eat. {puts on scuba gear and dives into the water}

CHRIONROAR: This is the best 100 bucks I have ever spent!

{Cut to outside the house, Cruroar is carrying a bag, on close inspection, the bag has groceries inside}

CRUROAR: I sure hope nothing happened to the house since I left Chrionroar to his business... {notices the water in the window, Cieeia pokes her head out the kitchen window} What the?! Did Chrionroar flood the house?! {runs towards the living room window and sees the place half-flooded} HE DID! That rascal!

{Cut to Conchris' room, Conchris is pacing up and down until Cruroar flings himself in}

CONCHRIS: What took you so long?!

CRUROAR: You know, stuff. Since I'm one of the more logical characters of this email show...

CONCHRIS: We can actually call ourselves that?!

{A brief pause, Cruroar starts edging towards the door}

CRUROAR: Umm... sure... Yeah... I didn't mean to break the Fourth Wall... Okay bye! {opens the door quickly and runs through the open gap, he then closes it as quickly as he opened it}

CONCHRIS: Might as well get dressed and go to the computer room...

{Cut to the computer room, the words "15 minutes later" appears for a few seconds before disappearing, Conchris runs in}

CONCHRIS: Let's see what's happening on the ol' email client today!

Hey, Conchy!

You should conduct tours of your house for people. Like, Riverquest
Safariventure style. And don't forget to make a gift shop so you 
get more cash-money!

Zippy P.

CONCHRIS: Hmm... {typing} That's a good idea, Zippy... I mean, this house is FLOODED and all but I think I can profit off of that...

{Cut to the upstairs hallway, the window is open and a ladder is hanging out of it, three characters (Mr. Person, Some Guy and Some Other Guy) stand beside the window, Conchris is grinning}

CONCHRIS: He he he. Hello and er... welcome to my house tour! Otherwise known as the Awesome Water House of Awesomeness! Now before we begin, any questions?

SOME GUY: Yeah, who is that girl? She's so pretty.

CONCHRIS: That's Cieeia. And er... let's get on with this tour!

{Cut to Cruroar's room, Cruroar is sitting on his bed thinking to himself}

CRUROAR: {thinking} I must think of a way to drain this house of water... Why do our thoughts echo anyway? It's not like anyone can hear them or anything but still...

{Zoom out to reveal Cieeia standing near Cruroar, grinning}

CIEEIA: Can I help?

CRUROAR: Err... sure... {thinking} How does she know?!

CIEEIA: Your thoughts echo.

CRUROAR: Oh. Umm... we need to think of a plan...

CIEEIA: Hmm... How about we pull the plug we have in the basement?

CRUROAR: WE HAVE A BASEMENT?!

CIEEIA: Yeah, that strange boy with the wide eyes stashes his stop signs down there.

CRUROAR: That's believable. Now let's think of a plan off-screen.

{Cut to the kitchen, Conchris is sitting in the wooden boat with Mr. Person, Some Guy and Some Other Guy}

CONCHRIS: And this is the kitchen, where we stash our food and cook stuff... Umm... anyone want something from the fridge?

SOME OTHER GUY: Yeah, I would like a {voice suddenly sounds evil, zoom in on his face} YOUR PAIN!

{Zoom out, Mr. Person and Some Guy stare at Some Other Guy with a confused look, Conchris takes out a can labelled "YOUR PAIN"}

CONCHRIS: Sure, I have some.

SOME OTHER GUY: {snatches the can of YOUR PAIN out of Conchris' hand and gulps it down} Thanks! {throws the can at the wall, it bursts into flames}

{Chrionroar pops up out of the water behind Conchris}

CHRIONROAR: {whispering} Psst... Conches, do we do the monster now or later?

CONCHRIS: {whispering} Not now...

{Chrionroar dives back underwater, Conchris looks back at the three}

CONCHRIS: Well then... let's continue shall we?

{Cut to the living room}

CONCHRIS: And this is the living room! Where we watch TV and uh... stash STOP signs and what not... {basement door opens} And we're now approaching the basement, hold on to your hats...

{The boat suddenly jerks into the direction of the basement door, cut to the basement stairs, the boat flies in and starts bumping down the stairs for twenty seconds before landing on two people}

CRUROAR: OW!

CONCHRIS: CRUROAR?!

{The light turns on and it reveals Cruroar being crushed by the boat with Cieeia holding the plug, a tunnel is seen to the left, Chrionroar is seen flopping around onscreen}

CONCHRIS: Why are you trying to stop me from profiting in life?

CRUROAR: Look, it's for the best okay?!

CIEEIA: Yeah! Who knows what will happen if this house remains flooded?

CONCHRIS: Well, I totally haven't thought that through...

CRUROAR: Now, get this boat offa me before I choke on my own vomit!

{Mr. Person, Some Guy, Some Other Guy and Conchris get out of the boat, Cruroar lifts himself up}

SOME GUY: Hey there! I'm Some Guy! What's your name?

CIEEIA: That's for me to know and you to find out.

SOME GUY: Playing hard to get, eh? Well- OOF!

{Mr. Person whacks Some Guy over the head with a piece of wooden board}

MR. PERSON: Mr. Conchris. I do believe that this Safariventure was quite interesting to say the least.

SOME OTHER GUY: Yeah. {throws his arms up into the air} IT WAS AWESOME! {throws several paper dollars at Conchris} HAVE SOME OF MY LIFE SAVINGS!

SOME GUY: I think the girl was the best- ARGH!

{Mr. Person whacks Some Guy over the head with the piece of wood again}

MR. PERSON: I think we should be going now.. {drags Some Guy offscreen with Some Other Guy following}

SOME GUY: {weakly} Call me...

CHRIONROAR: HAS A NICE DAY NOWS! {tries to bite Mr. Person's head but gets hit by his piece of wood} Ow...

{Cut to the computer room, Conchris suddenly bursts through the floor and hops onto the chair}

CONCHRIS: {typing} Yeah, Zippy. That was the best idea I ever had, thanks a bunch! Too bad that Cruroar had to shut it off in the end. I would've made a bunch more...

{The Paper comes down reading, "Click here to email Conchris!"}

{After a few seconds, Cruroar peeks through the hole in the ceiling/floor that Conchris made}

CRUROAR: That's coming out of your wallet!

CONCHRIS: SCREW YOUR RULES, I HAVE MONEY! {dropkicks through the floor onto Cruroar, making the hole bigger}

CRUROAR: {weakly} Ow...