(even if you aren't vegan)
Con email.wue/109
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Page Title: Again? AUGH!
Transcript
CONCHRIS: I'm not bothering to do anything interesting.
Subject: Watch out!Dear Conchris,
Your future self
Just emailing to tell you
that five seconds after you read this email,
your house will be crushed by an over-sized lump of cheese. Please evacuate immediately.
Yours conchrisly,
CONCHRIS: Hey, wait, didn't I see something that is the SAME as before? I wonder...
CRUROAR: Get on with it! Just don't answer the email and let me answer it so I can take the consequence.
{Conchris leaves, Cruroar walks up to the chair}
CRUROAR: So, Conchris' future self, you're saying that in 5...
{Cut to Strongbadia, a giant lump of cheese is there}
STRONG BAD: Okay, Strong Mad, let us get this stinking cheese off of here and sell it and then we can retire to DA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!
{Strong Mad picks up the lump of cheese and throws it}
STRONG MAD: I DID IT STRONG BAD!
STRONG BAD: Well, there goes my.. I mean, our dream of being rich...
{Cut back to Conchris' house}
CRUROAR: And so, the lump of cheese you say isn't real but it is in your universe or dimension or whatev...
{The screen turns yellow and a crunch sound is heard}
CRUROAR: {muffled} Ow...
{An explosion is heard}
CRUROAR: {muffled} Double Ow...
{Cut to outside the lump of cheese, another lump lands on the lump}
CRUROAR: {muffled} Triple Ow...
{Conchris walks back on screen}
CONCHRIS: Cruroar... What happe- HOLY CRAP! Hmm... My Compy blew up didn't it? Well, no matter, I'll just move them and get money to get another one.
CRUROAR: {muffled} Which will blow up sometime in the emails or maybe have a virus or...
CONCHRIS: Shut up and start shovelling.
{Conchris grabs a shovel and starts striking the cheese}
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, Blah"}
{After a while, Strong Bad walks onscreen with Strong Mad}
STRONG BAD: Okay, big lug. Where did those cheeses land?
STRONG MAD: THIS PLACE SMELLS FUNNY!
{Strong Bad and Strong Mad walks off-screen}
{The screen slowly turns black, a tombstone is in the middle of the black screen, it says:
Here lies Smandy 206 Exploded when it was crushed by a giant lump of cheese. It was Cruroar's fault. 24/7/06
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, horray! A good reaction to the compy blow up this time!"}
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Author's Comment
3/5 - Smandy 206 finally meets it's demise. I had to tell where the lump of cheese actually came from.