Con email.wue/107

Summary

Cruroar animates the email, bad imitations alert

CAST (NON - POWERED BY CRUROAR): Conchris, Cruroar

CAST (POWERED BY CRUROAR): Conchris, Conril (Brief appearance), Cruroar, Homestar, Homschool Winner, Pom Pom, Butt Insulter McButt

Transcript

{The computer room is empty, Conchris walks on-screen and faces the viewer}

CONCHRIS: Umm... Sorry, I'm not doing this email this week, nope, no way, I'm not going to. Why don't you check out the other WUE, OCE and FCEs?

{Conchris walks off-screen, the Smandy 206 mysteriously grows a face}

SMANDY 206: Oh sure! Don't check your weekly email why don't you? Next time, it's punishment.exe for you, moron!

{Cruroar walks on-screen}

SMANDY 206: Psst! Hey you! Blue thing! I've got a job for you!

{Cruroar turns around looking scared}

CRUROAR: Oh no, the voices! THEY'RE TALKING TO ME!

SMANDY 206: No! Turn around you idiot!

CRUROAR: {turns to face the Smandy 206} Who are you calling... Idiot...

SMANDY 206: I've got a job for you.

CRUROAR: Hmm, should I trust a creepy talking computer face that has mysteriously came in?

SMANDY 206: You should, I'm a hallucination, if you would close your eyes and count to 10, the movements of your body is normal.

CRUROAR: Hmm... {pause} Okay! {Closes eyes} 1... 2... 3... 4...

{Cruroar walks up to the Smandy 206 and starts doing stuff, cut to a loading screen, after it had loaded, POWERED BY TEH AWEXOME CRUROAR PRESENTS and CON_107MAIL.EXE come up on the screen, after 10 seconds cut to Powered by Cruroar Computer Room}

PBC CONCHRIS: I'm checking email, Cruroar is too awexome to have his own email show!

Subject: BUTT!

Dear Con-butt,
You suck, and your butt is big.
Go on a very long and emotional journey,
to vanquish my butt-insulting butt to butt Heck. (A Heck for butts)
From,
Butt-Insulter McButt

PBC CONCHRIS: Well, Butt Insulter, I'm going to go on a very long journey whilst mindlessly bringing along some people and fall into pits on purpose!

{Cut to a forest}

PBC CONCHRIS: Okay guys, now we elect our new leader. Times up! I'll go count the votes and the winner is Cruroar!

PBC CRUROAR: See? I'm too awesome to not be picked for leader!

PBC CONCHRIS: Okay, any questions?

PBC POM POM: {Cruroar's bad imitation of Pom Pom} Bubble, Bubble, Bubble {coughs} Bubbly, Double Dubble.

PBC CONCHRIS: No way, Pom Pom! You don't have enough trophies! Try again later!

{Cut to a screen which says LATER}

PBC CONCHRIS: Okay! We fell into 5 pits, slammed into 10 trees and destroyed a Bear holding a Shark.

PBC HOMESTAR: I think I has the solution! We should start acting stupid!

PBC HOMSCHOOL WINNER: No no no! It won't work, I say we should start running as a giant monster coming to get us. {turns around and goes wide-eyed} MONSTER!

PBC CHARACTERS: AHH!

{PBC Cruroar and co starts running away from the Giant Monster, only for PBC Cruroar to turn around and fire a giant laser beam, destroying it.}

PBC CONCHRIS: Great job, Cruroar! You "killed" Butt-Insulter McButt. Now let's go home and start acting stupid!

{Cut to a screen saying "THE END"}

SMANDY 206'S VOICE: THE END!

{Cut back to the computer room}

CRUROAR: 2000... 2001... 2002... 2003... 2004... 2005... 2006! {opens his eyes to view the screen} AH! I've broke it! OH NO! WHAT'LL I DO NOW? Conchris is going to kill me!

{Pan out, revealing Conchris}

CONCHRIS: Oh yes, I will...

{Conchris starts chasing after Cruroar, Smandy 206 grows a face again and watches}

CONCHRIS: I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO DOWN UNDERGROUND!

CRUROAR: It wasn't me! I swear!

SMANDY 206: He he he, another job well done. Come on down The Paper.

{The Paper comes down saying, "Click here to email Conchris"}

Author's Comment

3/5 - Meh, I don't have any ideas for Conchris so I had to make Cruroar do a Powered by Cruroar way of what would've happened if Conchris did the journey himself.