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Con email.wue/106
Summary
Conchris recreates four three emails
CAST (THOSE WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS DON'T COUNT HERE): Conchris, Homestar Runner, Homschool Winner, Saddy Dumpington.
THOSE WITHOUT SPEAKING PARTS BUT APPEARS ANYWAY: Pom Pom, The Brothers Hom, Strong Bad, Chriscon
LINES: 42 Lines
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Okay, okay, okay. In favor of the end of the plot, I'll start with a random email rap, {has already clicked on Con_email.exe} oops! Too late!
Dear Conchris,
If you could redo three emails, which ones would they be?
From,
Strong Sader
CONCHRIS: Hmm... Three emails is definitely too little, I'll fix that! {Conchris retypes the email}
Dear Conchris,
If you could redo four emails, which ones would they be?
From,
Strong Sader
CONCHRIS: Much better, now if I could redo four emails, they would definitely be, number 1: cruroar.
{Cut to the same scene with the old Smandy 206}
CONCHRIS: You got an email on your ugly butt.
Dear Conchris
When did you meet Cruroar?
Just wondering,
Chriscon
{Conchris just reads halfway and then it cuts back, Conchris is laughing}
CONCHRIS: You thought I would remake cruroar for like a thousandth time! I would definitely remake the 100th email, where it was like "cruroar remake #999", I would actually do something about it...
{Cut to the same scene, the 100th email is already on the computer}
Dear Conchris,
Strong Sader
It's you 100th Email!
Why not make a movie with all the characters ever to appear in your e-mail?
Yours celebrated-ly,
CONCHRIS: Well, Strong Sader, I will make a movie, right! To the celebratory room!
{Cut to a mysterious room in the house}
CONCHRIS: Welcome everybody to the celebratory room! {silence} Umm... Any questions?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! I got one!
CONCHRIS: What is it?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why is it that I feel that this 100th email is going to turn into bread?
CONCHRIS: Turn into bre-
{The screen fills up with bread}
CONCHRIS: -ad? What are you talking about?
HOMSCHOOL WINNER: Probably because the screen has been filled up with bread!
{Cut back to the Computer Room}
CONCHRIS: Nah, the 100th email wouldn't go that way, but that would be a part of the 100th email remake. Hmm, remakes... Oh! Sorry! Next email to be on the remaking line would be like villain. Which was mis-spelled villan. Instead of doing only my idea, but doing the other twos. Who knows how it will turn out.
CONCHRIS: Okay, let's do Stinkoman's Idea.
{Cut to outside, the Stinkowing is flying}
CONCHRIS: Are you sure this is a good idea?
STINKOMAN: I'm so totally sure! It is a good idea!
{The Stinkowing flies into the fleeing ship, cut to inside}
SHADOWY FIGURE: CRAP! I've been caught! Now I have to fight!
{Stinkoman double deuces the Shadowy Figure, Conchris punches the Shadowy Figure in the gut, 1-Up pushes the self-destruct button}
SHADOWY FIGURE: NO! NOT THE SELF-DESTRUCT!
{Cut to outside, the ship blows up, three tiny dots jump from the explosion, cut back to the Computer room}
CONCHRIS: And the third email would be "this title is prooty long don't you think", I would do like a long journey that would be for no reason whatsoever.
{Cut to a forest, Conchris is lost}
CONCHRIS: Err... Where do I go now?
{Saddy Dumpington walks by}
SADDY DUMPINGTON: A email checker is lost! Soon he is going to die! Isn't that great?
{Conchris gets an angry expression and stares at Saddy Dumpington until he goes off-screen}
CONCHRIS: I hate that guy...
{Cut back to the computer room}
CONCHRIS: You see, these are all what I would do. The fourth email remake was just for me to make a stupid joke about my first email. So until next time, email me and I will check it and ignore your spelling mistakes.
{The paper comes down saying "Click here to email Conchris at [email protected]"}
Author's Comment
4/5 - There will be an email each week on a random day.
