Color Printer's E-mails/Raps and Page Titles

Check out the raps and page titles!

Raps

Bitmap: {opens up e-mail list on his Pixel 386} Bitmap here, let's scroll!

E-mails 1-2
- Yo, strollin' along the path of E-mails. Er...I mean, scrolling.
E-mails 3-4
- I'm C to the P, and it's time to scroll.
E-mails 5-7
- I just noticed something. I'm living without scroll buttons! That's like, living without a soul!
E-mails 8-9
- {sobbing}Now I have to learn basic programming for my Palm Pilot. I can't just look in the help file. Sniff...10 print list of e-mails...20 end...
E-mail 10
- Ohhh...I need a vacation. Badly.
E-mail 11
- {humming the theme song for "Laser Printer: Hardware of Action!"}
E-mails 12-14
- Oh man, I need to check some e-mails. Badly.
E-mails 15-21
- This new computer costs a lot. So don't touch it.
E-mails 22-30
- Scroll to the front, kcab eht ot llorcs, Scroll all around!

E-mail 1
- All your paper are belong to us!
E-mail 2-5, except 4
- SC 9000!!!
E-mail 4 and 13
- SPP 9000!!!
E-mail 6
- ERROR: Ink Cartridge Empty - Please Replace
E-mail 7
- SC 9000?!?
E-mail 8
- Forget SC, I've got Shutters XP!
E-mails 9-11
- Shutters XP!
E-mail 12
- Hey, you! Dust the computer screen!
E-mails 14-16, 20-20 1/2, 22-Present, except for Season 2 1/2
- SC 10000!!!
E-mail 17
- Who's the guy made of black and yellow blocks? That's me, Bitmap.
E-mail 18
- Supah Cumptuer Ten-Thousandt
E-mail 19
- Bitmap 10000!!!
E-mail 21
- Sorry, we don't accept checks.
Season 2 1/2
- It's Probably a Plot!