Color Printer's E-mails/Bored Game

Summary

While Color Printer and Bitmap start their adventure on the wrong foot, Leeto mans down the e-mail fort.

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap, Leeto

Places: Secret Basement, Computer Room, Closet

Transcript

{Cut to Color Printer sleeping his sister's secret underground computer room. He wakes up.}

COLOR PRINTER: Oh, my aching back...{yawns} Where am I? Oh, yeah, the underground room. And I'm supposed to, uh, go to the future {screen pans to the right, revealing the time machine} with that time machine. But I can't do it alone. {yawns} Bitmap!!! Leeto!!!

{Suddenly, Bitmap and Leeto walk onscreen.}

BITMAP: You called?

COLOR PRINTER: Gah! Don't scare me like that. Bitmap, I need your help to save the future.

BITMAP: Again? Sweet!

COLOR PRINTER: Leeto, I need you keep the house safe while we're gone.

LEETO: You can count on me!

COLOR PRINTER: Thanks. I knew I could trust you. {turns to leave, then stops} Wait a minute: why aren't you speaking in your native tongue?

LEETO: 0h, y0u m34n 7h15? {Oh, you mean this?} Well, you know it gets kind of annoying talking like that now that I've learned English.

COLOR PRINTER: Yeah, I kinda figured that. Anyway, let's go, Bitmap!

{CP and Bitmap enter the time machine.}

BITMAP: To the future! {presses red button}

{The time machine starts humming. Various lights start flashing.}

BITMAP: Away!

COLOR PRINTER: {simultaneously} Wait! No-

{The time machine vanishes.}

LEETO: Well, they're gone. Hmm...

{Cut to the computer room. Leeto comes down and sits down.}

LEETO: Let's see if I can work this thing...{starts e-mail program} Hey! It worked!

Color Printer

Why don't you creat a board game?
-Dylan

LEETO: {clicks reply, starts typing} Well, Die-land, there is that game called Colour Printer's Bored Game Adventure. But it was made by some crappy board game company that's probably bankrupt by now. They couldn't even spell "board" or "color".

{Cut to a closet. Leeto gets out the board game.}

COLOUR PRINTER'S BORED GAME ADVENTURE!
4-PLAYER FUN!
PLAY AS YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER:
COLOUR PRINTER, BITMAP, LEETO,
CASHIER, THE GLITCH, 
LASER PRINTER, OR HOLO!
BY BORED CO.

LEETO: See? Crappy spelling, crappy designing, crappy...crap. And wait until you see the game pieces.

{Leeto pulls out the game pieces. They are oddly colored and shaped.}

LEETO: See? I'm a blue stick figure, not a red...whatever this is!!! And last time I checked, Bitmap was square, not pentagonal. Let's check out some of these...event cards. {takes out a deck marked "Event Cardz"}

NO NEW MESSAGES

GO BACK 3 SPACES

IT'S DARK PRINTER! RUN AWAY!

GO AHEAD 2 SPACES

UH...(INSERT HORRIBLE EVENT HERE)
YOU GET RUN OVER

GO BACK TO START

LEETO: Hey! This card's been...defaced. Oh well, it's an improvment.

{Cut back to the computer room.}

LEETO: {typing} See? Crap, crud, and junk. We should have made our own board game. It would be called...

{Cut to a blue blackground with a blank board game box.}

LEETO: {voice-over} Let's see...it'd be called {words appear on box as he says them} Color Printer's E-mails: The Bored Game! Yeah, that's cool. {box art appears} I'd buy that for only $9.99.

TBC!