(even if you aren't vegan)
Choose Your Destiny!/1/a
IORI: ...watch TV! Mad TV's on! {goes into the living room and turns on the TV}
STUART (FROM TV): {hears knocking} Coming! {opens door}
VACCUM SALESMAN (FROM TV): Hi! Is your mother home? I have a good deal she might accept!
STUART (FROM TV): Are you selling candy?
VACCUM SALESMAN (FROM TV): No, vaccums.
STUART (FROM TV): {slams the door shut}
IORI: Ha ha ha! Awesome! That's probably what I would do too. {hears knocking} Coming! {opens door}
VACCUM SALESMAN: Hi sir, I'm a salesman. I'm selling-
IORI: Are you selling candy?
VACCUM SALESMAN: No, vaccums.
IORI: Bye bye! {slams the door shut} OWNED! That was awesome! {picks up a disconnected telephone} Hello?
PATRICK (ON PHONE): If you open the door and see a salesman, shut the door.
IORI: Even if they're selling candy?
PATRICK (ON PHONE): Ok, you can buy candy from a candy salesman, but you have to use your own money.
IORI: Ok! {hangs up...somehow} What to do next, what to do next. Hmm... I know! I'll...
