(even if you aren't vegan)
Choose Your Destiny!/1
{Patrick is at his computer checking his email}
PATRICK: {while typing "patrick_email.exe"} Might as well check my email now.
subject: Hey!Hey Pat,
Wanna enter a Mortal Kombat tournament with me? It's a team tournament.
Kano
PATRICK: {typing} Okay, I will. But I need someone to watch/take care of my house while I'm gone. Hmm... Well, might as well kiss my house goodbye, because I'm going to call... {picks up a disconnected telephone} Hey! Pick up!
{cut to Iori who is outside; Iori picks up another disconnected telephone}
IORI: Hello?
{a splitscreen forms with Patrick on the other side}
PATRICK: Hey, Iori?
IORI: Yes?
PATRICK: Can you watch my house?
IORI: Well, I'm watching it right now. {in Iori's splitscreen, it pans out and reveals that Iori is outside Patrick's house} Does that count?
PATRICK: Not watch it like that! "Watch" as in protect it and make sure no one breaks in and steals anything.
IORI: Ok... Why?
PATRICK: Because I'm leaving it! I'm going to a Mortal Kombat tournament with Kano!
IORI: Ah, yes. {looks over the splitscreen} Hey, Patrick!
PATRICK: Hey, Iori.
{cut to Iori, Patrick, and Kano who are outside Patrick's house}
PATRICK: Alright Iori, promise you won't throw a pwatty or wreck anything while I'm gone, Okay?
IORI: Okay!
PATRICK: Okay. ...Kano, how do we get there?
KANO: Teleporting! {grabs Patrick's hand and both teleport outta there; Iori goes inside Patrick's house}
IORI: Okay, I wonder what to do here. Hmm... I now! I'll...
