Chaos Emails.exe/Your Name

Summary

Chaos answers the origins of his name.

Cast(In order of appearance): Chaos, The Cheat

Places: Chaos' basement, the Fireplace

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: October 3, 2007

Transcript

CHAOS: Well, than. Didn't think this day would come. Here we go now!

{types "[email protected]//Email", Email appears onscreen.}

Dear Vii 2.0,

What's the delio with your namer?
Sam The Man

{Clears Screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} What's the delio with YOUR name? In all my life, I have never seen a person who's name has "The Man" in the end. Your family must have deep latin roots for such a weird name. Anywho, me name is derived from a long story and-- {Cell phone beeps} Hold on. Hello?

{Screen splits in two with The Cheat in the left-hand box}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Seriously? I didn't think they'd finish it today! I hired them what, last night? Well than, let's tell the tale there.

{Hangs up and clears screen}

CHAOS: Coincidentally, a new addition to my house has just been added. It's perfect for story-telling and Father-Son bonding! Let's go!

{Chaos heads offscreen and enters into a room with a fireplace, chair, book, pipe, and The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Just like The Cheat said. This is the new Fireplace room! Now, then. Let's all rejoice as I tell the tale of my name.

{Sits down, puts pipe in mouth, and picks up storybook}

CHAOS: Today, in honor of Sam The Man, we shall tell the tale of my name. Now.

{Book opens up shows picture of Chaos}

CHAOS: As many of you know, my father is death.

{Flips page over to show picture of grim reaper}

CHAOS: That's him. He didn't give me my name to sound dark and evil, no no. I am christened with this name via video games.

{Flips page to show a device similar to a PS2}

CHAOS: There are two idols in the gaming universe of mine. The first is Vincent Valentine

{Page turns to show picture of Vincent Valentine}

CHAOS: He is a protagonist in Final Fantasy VII who can transform into a demon named Chaos. Not only is my name from that, but I am also part demon. See now? But it doesn't end there. Another Video game star with the name of Chaos comes from the Xenosaga series.

{Page turns to show a picture of Chaos from the Xenosaga series}

CHAOS: He's a 6,219 year old human really named Yeshuhosa, but everyone he knows calls him Chaos.

{Book closes}

CHAOS: So, as you can see, a lot of my Chaos-y heritage comes from video games. What do you think, The Cheat?

{silhouette of The Cheat is visible}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Guess you're right. I better get back to that important Email. Seeya, The Cheat!

{Chaos runs offscreen and The Cheat hops into the chair}

CHAOS: {While typing} There you have it, Sam! Hope that shedded some light on your situation. Now then ,how do you explain YOUR Name, huh? Tell us all that!

{The Cheat walks through with the pipe in his mouth, blowing bubbles out of it}

CHAOS: Hey! That's my novelty pipe! I mean, real pipe that coincidentally--AGGGGGGH!

{Sprouts wings and flies after The Cheat}

CHAOS: Give it back or I'll break those cute little arms of yours!

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises sounding similar to "You're never gonna catch me!"}

CHAOS: Oh, yes i will! Hyah! {Hurls fireball at The Cheat}

{Screen turns orange-yellow and The Cheat returns onto the screen with a black head and falls down}

CHAOS: {snatches pipe} Now gimme that! That'll teach ya a lesson!

THE END!