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Chaos Emails.exe/Worst Day
Summary
With Chaos out of the picture for the next few emails, Ammy steps up to home plate and checks an email for Chaos.
Cast(in order of appearence): Ammy, Issun, Chaos, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Coach Z, Heian, Kanjiro
Places: Chaos' Basement, The Field, Bubs Concession Stand
Computer: BELL 2999
Date: December 11, 2007
Transcript
{Scene opens to Chaos, still asleep on the couch, with the BELL running. Then, Ammy and Issun walk in.}
ISSUN: Whoa! Oh, right. You all like it when Chaos checks his emails, don't you? Well, I guess we could just....I mean, the scroll isn't working, so...{Really fast} Hewouldn'tminditifweusedtheBELL,rightChaos?
AMMY: {Howl}
ISSUN: Good point.
{Ammy sits in the computer chair.}
ISSUN: This'll be easy, Right?
{Types "[email protected]//Email", email appears onscreen.}
Dear Chaos,What wasy the worst day of your life?
From,
That creep that lives across the street.
You know, the one that is always stocking you? Yeah, that one.
{Clears screen}
ISSUN: {While Ammy types} Well, Convenience Store man, I have had a multitude of bad days due to simply knowing this wolf. But the worst I've EVER had, was the one where I-
AMMY: {Whines}
ISSUN: I mean WE. The one where WE had to do all of these ridiculous chores for Old Man Orange. And to re-enact this "Worst Day is Homestar Runner and friends.
{Cuts to an empty field.}
ISSUN: Homestar will be me.
{Homestar pops up with a beetle shell hat and a green light that illuminates around him.}
HOMESTAR: I'm a little guy!
ISSUN: Ammy will be played by Strong Bad
{Strong Bad pops up on dressed in white with red eyes.}
STRONG BAD: Uh...woof?
ISSUN: Now, Me and Ammy woke up one day,and BOOM- the instant we wake up, I land face down on the floor, and AMMY landed on top of me!
{Homestar falls from the sky, then Strong Bad falls and lands of Homestar}
HOMESTAR: OW!
STRONG BAD: Shut up, CrapStar.
ISSUN: Hey! Stay in character!
STRONG BAD: Oh. Uh...Woof Woof Woof?
AMMY: {Growls}
ISSUN: Ammy said her mother was a saint.
STRONG BAD: On, I give up! Get your ow-
ISSUN: 20 Bucks if you stay.
STRONG BAD: Deal! {takes $20 from Issun and hops back on Homestar}
HOMESTAR: OW! Again! Strong Bad, can you cut it out?
STRONG BAD: I...am an actor. Telling me to cut my acting out is like cutting a tooth out of a shark.
HOMESTAR: Sharks have teeth?
STRONG BAD: Shut up.
ISSUN: Anyways, when we made it up we headed over to the merchant in the center of town.
STRONG BAD: Sorry, bub. Bubs is the only thing we have that's close to a merchant.
ISSUN: Dang! Anyways... We went to the Merchant in town, but he wasn't there. Instead...was Susano, the loser.Played by Coach Z.
{Coach Z pops up onsreeen, dressed in purple with a beard.}
COACH Z: Ooh, dang! I look Snazzy!
ISSUN: Getting back on track, we-
KANJIRO: HOLD IT!
ISSUN: Hmm?
HEIAN: What did we tell you about using Chaos' Computer?
ISSUN: Uhh...not to?
KANJIRO: Chaos is gonna hunt you down when he gets up.
ISSUN: Aww, Bull-Pies!
HEIAN: No, trust me.
ISSUN: So, do we finish the Email now?
KANJIRO: Sure.
THE END!