Chaos Emails.exe/Ryan

Summary

Chaos introduces his friend Ryan, soon to be a big-time main character on the series.

Cast(In order of appearence:) Chaos, Ryan, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Kanjiro, Heian, Im A Bell, The Cheat

Places: Chaos' Basement, The Field, Strong Bad's Computer Room

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: November 13, 2007

Transcript

CHAOS: I, need to think, of more catchy {Ascending Scale} lyr-iiiiics!

{Types "[email protected]//Email", Email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaos,

I should be a character on your show!
From,
Ryan Conrad, MA

CHAOS: Hey, wait. Ryan? When did you find out about the show? I mean, I told you a little about it in school, but... Anyways. Yeah, you should be on here, since we're real friends, and you have an unnatural obbsession with Homestar Runner. {pulls out cell phone}

CHAOS: Hello? Ryan? I just read the Email. You are clear to come on in!

{Ryan walks in and in that instant, an audience applauds, and his name appears on the bottom of the screen.}\

RYAN: Hello. I am Ryan Conrad, Real life friend to Chaos here. I hope to be a good friend on the show.

CHAOS: Good. Now. Let's go on the grand tour of this place. {Chaos and Ryan walk offscreen and appear at The Field, where Homestar is sitting on a rock, strinking a pose like The Thinker}

CHAOS: Hey, Homestar! This is my friend, Ryan!

RYAN: Hello, Homestar! I'm a great fan of your work!

{Homestar stays still, in the same pose.}

CHAOS: Okay...so...We'll see you around...then.

{Ryan and Chaos walk offscreen. And at the same time, Homstar Runner appears from the opposite side.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Wonder if anyone knew I left my statue here.

{Ryan and Chaos appear in Strong Bad's Computer Room, with Strong Bad, just staring at the screen with a blank face}.

CHAOS: Hey, S-B!

STRONG BAD: {Grunts}

CHAOS:This is my friend. Ryan Conrad! {points to Ryan who has passed out on the floor.} I guess he's in shock now.

STRONG BAD: {Grunts}

CHAOS: Is everyone inconsiderate today? Jeez! {drags Ryan offscreen, who is till passed out.}

STRONG BAD: {Grunts}

{Ryan walks into Chaos' Basement, without Chaos.}

RYAN: Oh, geez. Nobody wants to hang out and meet me today.

{Chaos turns on the lights to reveal himself, Kanjiro, Heian, Im A Bell, and The Cheat, as well as a banner that says "Welcome, RYAN!!! on it.}

ALL: SUPRISE! {Streamers fire off}

CHAOS: I wanted you to have a proper welcoming. So I rounded up the team, and while we were out, they threw this together.

{Cuts to just Kanjiro}

CHAOS: This is Kanjiro.

KANJIRO: Hi!

{Cuts to Heian}

CHAOS: Heian, my brother. Sort of.

HEIAN: How are ya?

{Cuts to Bell}

CHAOS: Imothy Albert Bellstrom, or Im A Bell for short.

IM A BELL: Nice to meet you!

CHAOS: And you know {Cuts to The Cheat} The Cheat, my intern.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

RYAN: Wow. Earlier today, I thought nobody here but Chaos wanted to know about me, but I guess I was wrong. So, {puts party hat on} Let's Party! {Begins dancing}

{All the other characters are Cheering Ryan on, except for Chaos, who sits back down at the Computer.}

CHAOS: {While typing; Yelling over music} SO THERE YOU HAVE IT, FANS! I GOT A NEW CHARACTER ON HERE! NOW, I HAVE SOME PART-AY-ING TO DO!!! {Gets up.}

THE END!