Chaos Emails.exe/Halloween

Summary

Chaos talks the truth on All Hallow's Eve, or Halloween.

Cast{In order of appearence}: Chaos, The Cheat, Death(Picture only), Little Child 1, Little Child 2, Little Child 3, Demon Chaos, Skeleton, Homestar, Marzipan

Places: Chaos' Basement, Fireplace room, Sidewalk

Date: October 29, 2007

Computer: BELL 2999

Transcript

{Chaos enters the room, dressed as Kiba Inuzuka from Naruto}

CHAOS: Oh, hi! I'm in my halloween costume a full 2 days before Halloween to bring you a spooky email.

{sits down at computer and types "[email protected]//Email", Email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaos,

Boo! Ha ha ha, just kidding.
Anyways, I heard that
you release spirits into the human world
on Halloween.
Is this true?
From,
Neo Teppen

{clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} Well, Neo T, which by the way, is a perfect name, that theory has been proven! Yes I do, but only because my dad's a wuss. Oh, well, figures of doom will be figures of doom.

{clears screen}

CHAOS: But, I believe I should tell this with my MC, The Cheat. THE CHEAT! COME HERE!

{The Cheat appears onscreen, and follows Chaos into the fireplace room.}

CHAOS: OK. So, 'lo and behold, {eeire voice} The history of all of the frightening halloweens! Like, their roots!

{Chaos opens up the book, to show Death.}

CHAOS: You all know my Father's death, but did you know, he's a WUSSY! Yeah. I mean, this year, he's giving out HOODS. No Candy, no decorating. I mean, it's outrageous!

THE CHEAT: Meh, Meh!

CHAOS: Right, The Cheat. So, every Halloween, I have to open up a portal by stealing my dad's key, and send some demons out.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Well, It isn't easy. First, I have to sneak into my parent's room, swipe the key, fly out, find clean clothes, hop in my car, and DRIVE to the enterance to the underworld, and open it!

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

'CHAOS: Well, the ghouls and ghosties are all partying! It's halloween, not day of the dead.