Chaos Emails.exe/Families

Summary

Chaos explains his family, and it's roots

Cast(In order of appearence): Chaos

Places: Fireplace

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: October 7, 2007

Transcript

{Opens to the fireplace room, instead of Chaos' Basement}

CHAOS: Oh, hello! I'm this guy named {CHAOS pops up on bottom screen in Comic Sans MS} Chaos. Capital C-h-a-o-s. Chaos. I have gotten a special Email this week, that ties with my family. I believe that it is important to share it in a special manner. So I wrote it onto a piece of paper.

{Cuts to paper}

Dear Chaos,
Even though you are the son of death, almost everybody has an odd family.
Could you tell us about them,
I've always wondered about the reaper family heritage n'stuff.
And while your at it,
you can tell us about your friends and any other close beings...
...n'stuff.
from,

Kanjiro

CHAOS: Thank you for that Email, Kanjiro. In lieu of the reading of the mail, I thought I'd share my family with you. {pulls book from behind his back} Prepare to look into my family.

{Opens book to reveal picture of death and a female viking}

CHAOS: Now, when the world was created, God realized that things needed to be brought from this world to another when they died. So he created my father. And for the last 732,555 days of his life, My father has gone from place to place, teleporting instantly, to take the mortals to either good places, or bad ones.

CHAOS: My father is the only one of his line, no parents, no grandparents, nothing. Just him.

CHAOS: My mother is different, however. She was a valkyrie, strong and virtuos. However, she believed that men were the cause of eveything on the earth. So every night, she would spill the blood of 1000 men with her sisters.

CHAOS: This upset Odin, and he banished her to the real world, forced to live as a human. So she roamed the earth, looking for a way to apease Odin. But she failed, and my father had come for her. However, she hadn't aged over a day from when she was banished. She was immortal, and stuck with her face forever.

{Turns page}

CHAOS: And so, they had a loving and large family of 6 children. There's my older sister, Beelzebub, My older twin borthers, Lucifer and Cthulu, Then me, then my little twin siblings, Myou and Takai, who are fraternal.

{Turns page to show a disgusted face of Odin}

CHAOS: Odin has always been ashamed and cut my mother off of the family tree. However, Death did find a family he could branch into at the time. The Devil's. Now, Death is the godfather of Diablo, son of satan, whereas Satan is the godfather of Beelzebub, Cthulu, and Lucifer. What bout me and my twin siblings? We were the main family.

{Book closes}

CHAOS: My family has never had flops in it, but we have had our wacky share of pets. {Chaos pulls out another book and opens it}

CHAOS: My pets have, and always will be, wacky. First of all, we have one dog. You should all know him Cerberus. The three-headed dog!

CHAOS: Then there's my lion, my snake, and my lizard. I speak of course, of Chimera. My best pet, and the most loyal friend.

CHAOS: I really have had a lot of pets. So many I can't name them. Oh, well.

CHAOS: I'm guessing you'd also want to hear about my mom's side more. Well, I don't have a book for that, but I can recite things about them.

CHAOS: My grandmother, Hera, met Odin in some kind of on-line chatroom that back in their day they called a "Sahc-lewn". She's immortal, much like my mother, and hasn't aged a day over her mid-20's.

CHAOS: My gran-pap Odin is a big shot god. His horse is probably the nicest thing you've ever met. Never learned his name, though.

CHAOS: After that, come my cousins. Silmeria and Lenneth. Like their auntie, they're both valkyries. And weird. I guess I'll never understand them, or any girls for that matter.

CHAOS: Well, that's my ENTIRE family. Funny thing is, I caan't help but forget someone. Oh, wait. There is someone. My brother Heian. He's a full-fledged human. He really is my brother, I know that. But he constantly says that my parent's aren't really the ones I think. But I spit in his face every time I see him. Oh, well.

CHAOS: Well, maybe he's right. Maybe he is telling the truth. Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to wait and see.

{question mark appears on screen}

CHAOS: Will Chaos ever learn about his real family? Will he ever make another SBemail song? Is Heain lying? Tune into the exciting adventures of Chaos_Emails.exe and find out!

CHAOS: Great way to wrap up an episode, eh?

THE END!