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Chaos Emails.exe/Dreams?!
Summary
Though he's on the road sea, that won't stop him from checking an email...or will it?
Cast(in order of appearence): Chaos, The Cheat, Bubs, Kanjiro
Places: The Boat, International Space Station, Chaos' Basement
Computer: BELL 2999
Date: November 30, 2007
Transcript
CHAOS: I...really don't know how I'm able to check emails with my regular computer...in a Boat. Whatever.
{Types in "Run [email protected]//Email, Email appears onscreen.}
Der Chos,Hve you evr had a rely bad day, and you jst didnt want to get out of bed
Dan from fl
(not fish lake)
{Clears screen}
CHAOS: {While typing} Well, Dan, I'm having a pretty confused day, right now, And I-{Phone rings} Oh, hold on.
{Picks up cell phone}
CHAOS: Oui? What? I'll get right on that. {hangs up cell phone}
THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}
CHAOS: Ah, my little, yellow, business man. How's work?
THE CHEAT: {Cheat Noises}
CHAOS: Well, I just got a call from Bubs. He wants us to meet him at the International Space Station for some reason or another. Well, let's go! {Jumps out the side of The Boat and flies to the space station, Where Bubs is crying}
BUBS: Oh, Chaos! I'm glad you're here! I just lost millions of dollars to-
CHAOS: Wait, wait. You have millions of dollars?
BUBS: I like to invest.
CHAOS: Clearly. Now, how did you lose it?
BUBS: I {pant} flushed {pant} it down {pant} the toilet.
CHAOS: That's it? Then just fly out there and go get it!
BUBS: But my spacesuit has a thorn in it!
CHAOS: That's a lamer excuse than Kanjiro.
THE CHEAT: {Holds up wallet, and make Cheat noises}
CHAOS: When did you get that?
THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}
BUBS: Yay!
CHAOS: Well, then, if that's all you need...
BUBS: WAIT! Can you also get me a cannon the size of Mars?
CHAOS: It'll need to be funded by your...millions...
THE CHEAT: {Opens up wallet, and hangs it downwards, while making sad Cheat noises}
BUBS: Noooooo! Well, you guys can leave.
CHAOS: Ok, then! {flies away}
CHAOS: You took his money out of his wallet, didn't you?
{The Cheat holds up a giant wad of cash.}
CHAOS: To France!
{The screen turns white to reveal Chaos, sleeping on his floor in his basement.}
CHAOS: Whoa! Was that all just a dream?
KANJIRO: {Echoing} Chaos? Chaos?
CHAOS: Hmm? Kanjiro?
{The screen turns black, then returns to The Boat, with Kanjiro only a few inches away from his face.}
CHAOS: Daah! Was that all just a crazy dream?
KANJIRO: Appearently, because you were mumbling to yourself about Bubs, Space, and some french in there.
CHAOS: Good thing I'm not driving The Boat, right?
KANJIRO: Actually, you are. Now, STEER!
{Chaos grabs the wheel ans turns to the right, avoiding an Iceberg.}
CHAOS: We must be getting close to...
KANJIRO: The North Pole.
CHAOS: Oh, yeah!
{Screen turns black and white words read "No Chaos_Emails for a while. Working on LLTW(Long Live The Wiki!)")