Chaos Emails.exe/Banking

Summary

Ammy and Issun talk about Money, and how to save it up.

Cast(in order of appearence): Ammy, Issun, Ryan, Homestar, The Cheat

Places: Chaos' Kitchen, Chaos' Basement, The Bank

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: January 12, 2008

Transcript

{Opens in the kitchen, with Ammy and Issun both looking tired.}

ISSUN: Oh, running up Chaos' Bills, to keep this show on the air...

AMMY: {Bark Bark}

ISSUN: I didn't think it would be so hard.

{Ryan walks in.}

RYAN: So, you're the infamous Amaterasu and Issun. I was on vacation while Chaos got knocjed out. What are you doing?

ISSUN: We need to pay Chaos' Bills for the month or else Chaos Emails gets cancelled!

RYAN: So, wait. You, the flea, Talk?

ISSUN: This dog may be a goddes, but she's pretty undeveloped.

RYAN: Whatever. Now may or may not be a good time to mention that Chaos has a new Email.

ISSUN: Maybe that'll help this stress.

{Ammy walks into the basement, and hops on the computer, and opens up an email.}

Dear Lucky Winner!

You've just won 800,00,001,11000,01,0013,002,030 $! Your prize will be here in 10 minutes!

From,

Money Inc.

ISSUN: Whoa! This will help a lot!

RYAN: That Email's been up there for...9 minutes, 59 seconds.

{The Doorbell rings twice.}

ISSUN: IT'S HERE! GO AMMY!

{Ammy runs to the door, and the mailman gives her a letter.}

ISSUN: Shweet!

{The two open it up, and pull out a check.}

ISSUN: TO THE BANK!

{Cuts to the bank, where Homestar and The Cheat are in suits, behind teller booths.}

ISSUN: Hey, Homestar. Can we deposit this into Chaos' Bank account?

HOMESTAR: Sure! We just need his PIN number. Mine's easy it's 5-6-7-5.

ISSUN: Chaos' is...6-6-6-0.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

HOMESTAR: All set!

ISSUN: Hooray! Now, to go finish the bills...

{Cuts back to the kitchen, where The Cheat is with Ammy, and the two are running up the bills.}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

ISSUN: Done!

HOMESTAR: Too bad Chaos isn't here to do this.

ISSUN: How so?

HOMETSAR: He uses H&R Block to do all his bills!

ISSUN: I WILL KILL YOU!

{Ammy howls, and jumps onto Homestar. Pieces of red cloth fly into the air.}

THE END!