Chaos Emails.exe/BELL 2999

Summary

Chaos digs into the history of the BELL 2999, and shares some powerful secrets.

Cast(In order of appearence): Chaos, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Bad, Homsar, King of Town, Kanjiro, Ryan, Heian, Auctioneer (easter egg)

Places: Chaos' Basement, Compy Auctionhouse

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: November 24, 2007

Transcript

CHAOS: I have no need for such simple technologies, Only {strums electric guitar;High pitched} E-MAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-HAI-HAI-ULL! {slams guitar over The Cheat's head}

THE CHEAT: {Angry Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Whoops.

{Types in "Run [email protected]//Email, Email appears onscreen.}

Congrats! You have downloaded "The_reality-bending_disco_virus.exe"! You should now see a lott oof stuf mEsssIng up. hAhAhAhAAA^A_AAAAAAAA!

CHAOS: Uhh. Only 1 thing to do: BELL-ETED!

BELL-2999-LETED!!!!!
Ha-ha, ha!
This virus is dumber than the first one.

{clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} I don't know why you all keep on sending me viruses. I can BELL-ete them, with no critical effects to the computer! I mean, You're all nut-jobs! But, I know little to nothing else about the computer. Let's find out! The Cheat!

{The Cheat returns onscreen, with an ice-pack on his head.}

CHAOS: Whoops. Sorry again buddy. Anyways, to the Compy Auction! {Both jump offscreen}

CHAOS: This is the Compy Auctionhouse. Anyone can buy a computer at any price.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: Well, if you're A:Lazy, B:An idiot, or C:Named Chaos, you would come here to buy a computer. This is where I got the BELL from it's creators, at Clamburger Enterprises.

{Cuts to Bubs, Strong Bad, the cheat, and Chaos standing in an auction house}

BUBS: {Acting as auctioneer} Ok, our first computer is a fine piece of equipment, and is only slightly shotgun'd! It's a two-in-one peoples! Introducing... Strong Bad's old Compy! Starting bids anyone? Yeah! You! The egg-head!

STRONG BAD: Uhh... {Rubbing his chin} Strong Sad!

BUBS: Ok. Good, good. Going once, twic-

CHAOS: Strong Sad and $5!

STRONG SAD: Aren't I worth anything!?

CHAOS: No.

STRONG BAD: No.

THE CHEAT: {Shouting Cheat Noises}

CHAOS: Woah! The Cheat! Calm down, man! He's not that much whiny dump!

BUBS: Ok. We all know Strong Sad is a whiny pile of dump, but-

STRONG SAD: Hey!

BUBS: BUT, we need to finish off this auction!

{One Hour Later...}

STRONG BAD: {In a faltering voice} Strong sad; $143.86; a years supply of yogurt; a broken DVD player; the blood of a mushroom; a talking monkey smoking a cigar; and a half eaten ham sandwhich, with mayo. Top that Cha-

KING OF TOWN: {Jumps on screen} MINE! THE SANDWICH IS MINE!! My precious... {Steals the sandwich from strong bad and runs off screen} Did you miss me....

STRONG BAD: Ok... no ham sandwich.

CHAOS: Oh yeah! Well, I bid Strong Sa-

HOMSAR: AaAAaAAaaAaAaA! Half of a half of a shoelace! AaAaaA-

BUBS: Deal! The compy of yours mister homsar!

HOMSAR: Why thank you tubs! {Homsar's hat flies off screen and he follows it with the compy.}

STRONG BAD: What the crap just happened!?

{Cuts back to chaos on his computer}

CHAOS: {While typing} And that's how I got my computer...

KANJIRO: What?! How does this have anything to do with how you got your computer?

RYAN: Yeah? What was that?

HEIAN: I think it was supposed to show more on the BELL's history, but you guys had to trail off with The H*R guys at the auctionhouse.

CHAOS: That's the end of my episode! Donk! {screen turns black}

HEIAN: Hold it! {screen reverts to normal} Look, everyone. Chaos bought it from Clamburger Enterprises for $100, only so he could huck it at old people's windows, but then he payed for internet uses, and made this show.

KANJIRO & RYAN: Wow.

CHAOS: Well, I have a closet full of computers for that now.

HEIAN: Oh.

CHAOS: Now, where was I? Oh, yes! Black Screen-ination! {screen turns black again}

THE END!

Fun Facts

Easter Eggs

If you click "computer..." at the end, you will see the real auctioneer:

{Cuts to a scene in the auction house}

AUCTIONEER: Sorry I'm late for the compy auction...

STRONG BAD: Wait... If your the auctioneer... then what is bubs doing on that podium!?

BUBS: Uhh... I was just... Um... warming your... podium? Ziiiip! {Bubs runs off screen}

AUCTIONEER: What a nice man warming up my podium for me. Well, let's get this auction started.

STRONG BAD: Umm... I don't think... never mind.

HEIAN: C'mon! I needs me a Make-n-tash!