Aruseus Emails/yearbook

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Wolf, Marzipan

Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Kitchen

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: May 30th 2008

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {rapping} I do a little this, and I do a little that, lemme tell you now, email's where it's at!

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

subject: Yearbook

Dear kid whos yearbook i wanna vandalise aruseus,
Tomorrow, my class is getting our yearbooks, but only 7 kids dont treat me like a garbage can. What should I do to ruin their yearbooks?

zoo977 Wall-e

ARUSEUS: {typing} Wall-e? What kind of name is that? You sound like a distant cousin of...um...R.O.B. Well, anyways, Wall-e, you're in luck. I still have some old yearbooks from my early highschool years that can help me teach you.

{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is rummaging through his closet throwing several things, such as a Kick the Cheat toy, several T-shirts, and the leg of Fang Wolf}

ARUSEUS: Where is it!?

TOM: Aruseus, just what in the name of Dan Green are you doing!?

ARUSEUS: Uh uh uh! That's famous voice actor slash musician slash international heartthrob Dan Green to you!

TOM: Fine...what in the name of famous voice actor slash musician slash international heartthrob Dan Green are you doing...

ARUSEUS: Aha!

{Tom gets hit with Aruseus' yearbook}

TOM: OW!

ARUSEUS: Here it is!

TOM: I see...

{Cut to Aruseus and Wolf sitting at a table in the kitchen}

ARUSEUS: The next step is to choose one of three methods for yearbook vandilization. Let's start with method one: the classic, "drawing all over them" method.

WOLF: Let's vandalize Marzipan's picture!

{Cut to a view of the yearbook, Marzipan has a nose}

WOLF: Let's erase that nose. Carefully...

{Aruseus manages to erase the nose}

MARZIPAN: {from behind them} You do realize that's what I look like now, right?

ARUSEUS: Oh...um...well...

MARZIPAN: Tee hee! You guys are such idiots. {walks off}

ARUSEUS: Um...method two...Take the best kid in school and make him look good on the first few pictures, then blow his reputation on the last page!

WOLF: Let's try to find who was voted Class Adonis, or the hottest boy in school.

{They flip through several pages}

ARUSEUS: Here it...is...dude, we can't do this.

WOLF: Why not?

ARUSEUS: The Class Adonis was...Fang. It would be wrong to do this.

WOLF: Ok. Time for plan B.

ARUSEUS: Look for the runner up?

WOLF: Yup. Hmm...

ARUSEUS: Ok, this time we have to do this.

WOLF: Why? Who is it? Oh...

{They both give a sly grin}

BOTH: Tom.

{Cut back to the E-Mach}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So you see, Wally Wally Oxenfree, that's the proper way to vandalize your friends notebook. Take a look.

{Aruseus holds up Tom's yearbook page, it says "Congratulations, Tom!" in typed text, and written below it says "We just love your Usuki collection!" The Paper then comes down}

Fun Facts

• Wall-e is actually a character in a new PIXAR film coming out. He's a little robot, and he reminds me of R.O.B. sort of.
• Marzipan having a nose references her 15th Answering Machine.
• Usukis are a collection of toys featured on Neopets site They're little Usul dolls dressed up in different outfits.