Aruseus Emails/triplemail7

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Wolf

Places: Aruseus' Room, Outside

Computer: SkyPod

Date: October 2nd, 2008

Transcript

ARUSEUS: The Suite Life on Deck is officially the stupidest Disney spinoff. {clicks the email icon}

subj: moos-tache

Aruman!

If you had yourself a mustache, do you think
life would be any different for you?

- ZPP

ARUSEUS: {typing} Hm...well...what would my life be like...well, only one way to find out.

{Cut to the Kitchen}

TOM: What the hell are you doing?

ARUSEUS: Rummaging through the drawers to find a marker.

TOM: Why do you need a marker?

ARUSEUS: I need a moos-tache.

TOM: ...what?

ARUSEUS: A mustache.

TOM: I'm...not even gonna bother.

{Tom leaves, Aruseus draws a moustache on his face}

ARUSEUS: Ok. Let's see if it changes my life any way.

{Aruseus walks out of the house, Wolf sees him}

WOLF: Aruseus, you got a little something on your face. Well, it's hard to tell since your face is dark.

ARUSEUS: Oh, that's my moo-stache.

WOLF: Dude, you look...

ARUSEUS: Awesome? Handsome? Cooler?

WOLF: Like a friggen idiot.

ARUSEUS: What?

WOLF: It makes you look dumb.

ARUSEUS: How?

WOLF: Well, I'd never be caught dead if I was walking around with a magic marker mustache.

ARUSEUS: How do you know it's magic marker?

WOLF: Because 1, you told me, and 2, I can smell it. In fact... {woozy} I can smell it alot... Woah...I'm {bleep}ing tripping out. Look at all the pretty Metools- {faints}

ARUSEUS: Woah. I better get rid of this.

{Cut back to Aruseus room}

ARUSEUS: {typing} So, ZPP, I figured out my moo-stache trips people out. So...bye.

{The Paper, fade to black}

ARUSEUS: HA! You seriously thought I was doing another triple email? Ehe...I'm just kidding. Yeah, I'm not doing three emails now. Those are like, so season 3. Wait? Isn't it season 3? Well, not anymore. Next email's gonna be the big one-zero-zero. That's right, 100. So...anyway, keep your hats on for email 100 and the Season 4 to follow. See ya guys, you've been a great audience.

{The Paper again}

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