Aruseus Emails/tripleemail3

Cast (in order of appearence): Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Roy Jr, Various Young Children

Places: Computer Room, Street Corner, The Field

Date: May 17, 2007

Computer: A-tech 950

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {singing} Maybe I'm crazy...for my 37th email...

Hello Aruseus. You have 3 new emails.

ARUSEUS: Ooh! I'll try a triple email 3.

Go for it.

subject: a kid show

The coolest guy since Strong Bad---Aruseus,

I was wondering why you don't have a pre-
schooler show for babies? Would you like to
make one? Maybe toddlers will love you with
fan mail if you do. You can even make a learn-
ing show.

Allison, NJ

Learning show for young ones? I think ARUSEUS needs to learn.

ARUSEUS: Stan...

Sorry.

ARUSEUS: {typing} A kid's show, eh, AllieAllieOxenfree? Well...I guess the kids would love me...

{gets up}

ARUSEUS: I mean, look at me! I'm huggable!

{starts wagging his tail}

ARUSEUS: And my tail is waggly too!

Stop buttdancing.

{Cut back to A-Tech}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Yeah, that would be cute, but...I kinda prefer a show for the adolescents, but...I'm not really good with kids that age...

{Flashback at the Computer Room, Roy Jr. is jumping on Aruseus' computer desk, laughing}

ARUSEUS: Get down from there!

ROY JR: Never!

{Cut back to A-Tech}

ARUSEUS: Ok. two more.

subject: THIS ISN'T MADNESS!

THIS IS





SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, this isn't madness either! THIS IS {dramatic pause} ARUMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {stops} One more.

subject: U R COOL!

I LIKE U!
MR. I LIKE U!

ARUSEUS: {typing} Wow! Another fan? Well, thanks Mr. I Like U. I appreciate it. {stops and turns around} Hmm...I wasn't done with the first email I got...

{Aruseus turns back to the screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Hm...Well...I could be one of those costume characters outside of those public places...but...not in costume!

{Cut to a street corner}

KID #1: {offscreen} Hey! It's Aruseus!

KID #2: {offscreen} Mom! Get a picture with me and Aruseus! Please!

{Cut back to A-Tech}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, there you go, Allieisonfire. Me with little guys. Now...back to what I was doing...

{Cut to the Field, Aruseus is holding Roy Jr. by the tail, he raises him up}

ARUSEUS: Who wants this dog?

ROY JR: Hey!

{Cut back to Computer Room}

Click here to email Aruseus.

Fun Facts

• The "Who wants this dog?" line is one of Ollie Williams' lines in Family Guy.