Aruseus Emails/tripleemail2

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Foxx, Dinoshaur

Places: Computer Room, The Field

Computer: Intell 600

Date: April 28th, 2007 [edit] Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Emailemailemailemailemail check!

   Hello Aruseus. You have three emails.

ARUSEUS: Ooh! Another triple email? Wait...No no no no no, No no no no! I'm not losing another freakin' signing contest!

   Just do it.

ARUSEUS: Alright...

   subject: Ha ha ha ha!

   OH ARUSEUS!
   I AM VIACOM'S V OF DOOM!
   YOU SHALL OBEY ME!
   I AM THE V OF DOOM!

ARUSEUS: {typing, and saying in a higher pitch} Oh, Anonymous! I AM ARUSEUS! I WILL DELETE THIS CRAPPY EMAIL!

   DELETED!

ARUSEUS: Argh. See, Stan? It's just like email 7 all over again.

   Email 7 was adventure.

ARUSEUS: Oh. Which one was carpmail?

   Email 27, and it's crapmail.

ARUSEUS: Freakin' running gag...

   subject: Eww! Ketchup on eggs?

   Dear Aruseus,

   Why did Foxx chew off Fang's head? It was gross! You gotta go stop him!

   Insert witty comment here, Chwoka

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Chakra, Foxx probably did it because Iori won't do it. Hold on, I'll go stop him. {leaves}

{Cut to The Field, Foxx is lying there, with one leg}

ARUSEUS: Foxx! Where's your leg?

FOXX: Fang said he had a tast for Bluecubes.

ARUSEUS: Ouch.

FOXX: It'll grow back, that's the way life works.

ARUSEUS: Actually, It'll grow back next email, cuz it's the way Cyrus writes it.

FOXX: Pretty weird when you know someone is writing your life as a transcript

{Aruseus leaves, Cut back to Intell}

ARUSEUS: I guess I have time for one more email.

   subject: Meh!

   What would you do Aruseus if a dinoshaur came up to you?
   Denny

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Denny's Menu, I would probably-

{Dinoshaur walks in}

DINOSHAUR: Hi.

ARUSEUS: Aah! Who are you?

DINOSHAUR: I am Dinoshaur, a Wiki User.

ARUSEUS: Like Cyrus?

DINOSHAUR: No, he is a falcon, I am an Astromund.

{The Paper comes down} [edit] Fun Facts

   * Another instance of carp/crap.
   * The Subject line of the second email references sbemail: colonization.