Aruseus Emails/timemachine

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Zeke Zeffer

Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, 20T0X6 Field, Zeke's House

Computer: A-tech 950

Date: May 5th, 2007

Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Scroll the mouse to the email icon, gonna check an email tonight...

Hello Aruseus. You have one email.

ARUSEUS: Shu-weet.

subject: time

Aruseus my man,

We wanna know about if you
go to the time machine
to go to the year where
we die due to our ecosystem?

Hey! It's me!
Tommy Connor, CA

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well Tommy, that all depends. What year do we die due to our ecosystem? Hm...

Why don't you go to a future year and look it up?

ARUSEUS: You're a genius, Stan.

You're an idiot.

ARUSEUS: Grumble...

{Cut to Aruseus' room, Aruseus is holding the A-Tech 950 in his hands, a blender with a Wiimote sits on his bed}

ARUSEUS: Let's do this.

{Aruseus turns the blender on, and jumps through the portal, Cut to the 20T0X6 Field}

ZEKE: Who the pfargtl are you?

ARUSEUS: Um...I am Aruseus. From the past.

Ahem.

ARUSEUS: Oh, and this is my computer program guy. He's not important.

Don't yell at me next time I electrocute you.

ZEKE: Why are you here?

ARUSEUS: I got an email asking what year will we die from our ecosystem.

ZEKE: A year like that never came.

{five second pause}

ARUSEUS: Well, there goes 5 minutes of my life, wasted. I guess I could hang around here for one more email...

ZEKE: That'd be fine.

{Cut to inside of Zeke's House}

ARUSEUS: So...can I put this computer on this desk?

ZEKE: Whatever floats your boat. I'm gonna play some Wii.

{Zeke leaves}

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