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Aruseus Emails/summercamp
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Coach, Husk, Fenri, Hivolt
Places: Monstropolis University (Room 232, Soccer Field, Some other dorm, Room 257)
Computer: SkyPod
Date: October 25th, 2008
Transcript
ARUSEUS: Why can't I get me an email...or a taco...
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
subject: good onesHey, Aruman!
To alleviate you of the cavalanche of crappy emails you're getting, allow me to write a good one
Sorry. Have you ever been to a summer camp?
- ZPP
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, I haven't been to a camp-camp, so to speak, with the outdoors and the marshmallows and the Dock of Shame and the Boat of-
TOM: Aruseus?
ARUSEUS: Yeees?
TOM: Total Drama Island isn't a summer camp.
ARUSEUS: Right, right. So, I have been to a soccer camp once, but...that's about it. I still remember it.
{Flashback to the soccer field of MU}
COACH: Come on, you guys! We're down by 3! Murray, quit foolin'! Parker, get your game face on! Husk, pull yourself together!
HUSK: {offscreen} Yes, coach.
{Flashforward}
ARUSEUS: Oh man. We SUCKED that year.
TOM: Hm. Well, I could tell you about a tech camp I went to. My God, it was fun.
{Flashback to Tom having a party in another dorm}
TOM: {drunk} WOOOOOOOOOO! BREAK IT DOWN! {hiccups, falls over}
{Flashforward}
TOM: She was so...HOT!
ARUSEUS: What was?
TOM: That gir-I MEAN...the...computer? YEAH! I nearly burned myself on the...erm...fan.
ARUSEUS: Hm...maybe I'll go bug the others on their summer camps.
TOM: Good thing class is over. JEEZ. I hate my English teacher...
{Cut to Principal Harrison's office}
HARRISON: Sure. You are allowed to go into other's dorms, just don't disturb them too much. Also, knock first.
ARUSEUS: Ok!
{Cut to the halls}
ARUSEUS: Now who the hell has gone to an interesting summer camp?
??????: Wait a sec...that voice...I recognize you!
ARUSEUS: What the...AUSTIN?!
AUSTIN: Yup.
ARUSEUS: I haven't seen you in years. How's it been?
AUSTIN: Peaceful...away from you.
ARUSEUS: {Upset} Seriously? {normal} Anyway, have you been to a summer camp that's interesting?
AUSTIN: No, but I know someone who has.
ARUSEUS: REALLY?!
AUSTIN: No.
{Aruseus makes a face like this}
ARUSEUS: You disgust me.
{Aruseus leaves}
AUSTIN: Now...back to reminising on my "How to Make Out Right" Club days...
{Cut to room 257; Fenri and Hivolt's dorm. Aruseus knocks on the door}
FENRI: Oh, hey! What brings you here?
ARUSEUS: Did any of you guys ever go to a summer camp at all?
FENRI: I did! There were marshmallows, and Lemon-
ARUSEUS: Fenri?
FENRI: Yeees?
ARUSEUS: Total Drama Wiki Island isn't a summer camp.
FENRI: Oh.
HIVOLT: You did soccer camp, right, Aruseus?
ARUSEUS: Yep. And we-
BOTH: ...totally SUCKED that year.
ARUSEUS: Well, I don't think summer camps aren't that popular here...maybe I'll just call it a day and go get dinner.
FENRI: Can we come?
ARUSEUS: Sure. I'll go get Tom.
{The three walk out, The Paper comes down}