Aruseus Emails/star

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Tom, Homestar

Places: Computer Room, Tom's Room, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: January 31st, 2007

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Well, SSBB's out in Japan now. Gotta wait 38 days...I'll check an email to pass the times.

{Aruseus clicks the email icon}

subject: tv show

Hey, Aruseus;
You desperately need to get more fame. Might I suggest starring
in a commercial or tv show?

- Zippy

ARUSEUS: {typing} Um...Hello? Email 8? Email 28? All those emails where I was in a commercial or epic movie? Or BOTH!? Get with the times!

{Aruseus clears the screen}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well...you may be right. Maybe another movie or TV thing wouldn't hurt. I think I'll look for another email.

Subject: your own sitcom?

Dear Aruseus,
If you had your own sitcom,
what would be like?

- NOT Pete Windsor

ARUSEUS: Bingo! This is perfect! {typing} You see, Zip? I'm gonna makes me a sitcom! {runs off}

{Cut to Tom's Room}

TOM: And just WHAT are you doing?

ARUSEUS: I'm-a gonna make me a sitcom!

TOM: Why? Everyone knows sitcoms are just boring live-action TV shows involving love and dramatic crap.

ARUSEUS: But, this isn't live-action!

TOM: Yes it is!

ARUSEUS: But we're freakin' cartoons!

TOM: True...

ARUSEUS: What would it be about though?

TOM: I dunno...I got it! Erm...promblems with...game systems.

ARUSEUS: PERFECT! Where'd you catch such a good idea?

TOM: I looked in your inbox.

ARUSEUS: Well, let's move.

{Cut to The Field, Tom is offscreen, only his hand is visible. He is holding a sign saying "Aruseus' Crappy Sitcom thing"}

ARUSEUS: What a day. I wonder if anyone is having trouble with their game systems or something! {waits for about 5 seconds} I said, "What a day. I wonder if anyone is having trouble with their game systems or something!"

{Pause}

ARUSEUS: That's your que!

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} Oh. {runs on} The disk slot on my Wii is flashing blue! What have I done wrong, o humble master of Nintendo appliances?

ARUSEUS: Well, Ein poltegeist, that means you've...erm...LINE!

TOM: {offscreen} Put a disk in...

ARUSEUS: Put a disk in. See?

HOMESTAR: Thank you, O Nintendian One! I will go fix that!

ARUSEUS: Ok. May the force be with you.

TOM: Are we done? This thing sucks.

ARUSEUS: Yeah. Paper?

{The Paper comes down}

TOM: How the!?

Fun Facts

• Email 8 was "cereal" and email 28 was "movie".
• Homestar's line is actually an email Homfrog sent.
• "May the force be with you." is a Star Wars reference.
• January 31st is the release date for Super Smash Bros. Brawl in Japan.