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Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Homestar

Places: Zeke's House, Computer Room

Computer: A-tech 950

Date: May 11th, 2007

Transcript

{Cut to Zeke's House}

ARUSEUS: Boop boop boop boop boop boop and the email comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT- {falls off of chair}

Get up, you moron. You've got an email to check.



ARUSEUS: M-kay.

subject: squids

Dera Aruseus,
Do you enjoy playing with the squids.
Personally, I think playing with the squids
is the greatest thing in the world!
Do you any squid-playing-with-related
games and/or simultations?
Thank you,

kkk.

{Aruseus says "kkk" as kikkch}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Hmm...squid-playing-with thingies eh, Kickthecheat? Well...I don't really have an intrest in squids, but...uh...I guess I could try to make one. {clicks a Game Maker 6 icon}

{Game Maker 6 comes up on the A-tech's screen}

ARUSEUS: AHA! Game Maker 6! Ok. Here come the squids.

{Aruseus starts typing and clicking the mouse}

ARUSEUS: So you do that...and this...{mubling}

{the screen fades to black, Alpha Stan appears}

After hours of programming...



{The screen zooms out to the A-tech's interface}

ARUSEUS: And lo, it is done!

No time to play. You've got another email.



ARUSEUS: Why should I check it?

This is ARUSEUS emails.



ARUSEUS: Meh...

subject: HELLO!

WASSUP!
I LIKE UR COMPUTER! I THINK U
R AWESOME! UR NICE! INCLUDING
ALPHA STAN! U ROCK!
-MR.I LIKE U

{Five second pause}

ARUSEUS: I actually have fans...

Well, duh. You almost top NeoStinkoman.



ARUSEUS: Wow. You know what? I could consider my show the most emails, NeoStinkoman Emails was created by H*Bad, and he's loooong gone.

Only 4 more episodes. This is episode 33.



ZEKE: Shouldn't you be going home?

ARUSEUS: Oh yeah! {runs out}

'{Cut to 2007 Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Home sweet Homestar...

HOMESTAR: You called?

ARUSEUS: Shut up. I'm gonna go watch a movie. Cyrus said it was awesome.

HOMESTAR: Ok, roundy-man.

Click here to email Aruseus.



Fun Facts

  • I made Aruseus say "I'm going to watch a movie. Cyrus said it was awesome." because I just say Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, and it was great.